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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 11:18:57 AM »
Bureaucracy: The one thing even more pervasive than radical ideology.  >:D :rofl:
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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 01:42:30 PM »
Epic trolling potential.

CIA should intercept some of these, and re-issue them with itemizations saying "bacon", "vodka", "hookers".
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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 05:22:08 PM »
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CIA should intercept some of these, and re-issue them with itemizations saying "bacon", "vodka", "hookers".

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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 08:27:41 PM »
I'm guessing that layoffs are a bitch.

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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2013, 08:52:32 PM »
Seems to me that the performance review accomplished something "positive".  (Can you call a terrorist finally getting off their backside and going out killing folks a "positive"?)

Somehow I do not see alQeda having the same problems with someone going out and forming their own terrorism cell as, say, the Gambino family might view Benny Legs trying to set himself up outside their sphere.  I also don't see alQeda looking to recover the money it spent while he was failing to perform spectacular atrocities, whereas I'm pretty sure the Gambinos would work to recover every penny they advanced Benny Legs, plus interest.

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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 09:17:31 PM »
Shoulda filed his TPS reports on time

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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 09:50:39 PM »
I could not help but notice that the terrorists get more vacation than we do.
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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 10:44:23 PM »
Bet they buy a LOT of replacement printers.
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Re: Even terrorists have poor performance reviews
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 11:03:11 PM »
I could not help but notice that the terrorists get more vacation than we do.
I noticed that as well .
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