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Get your marijuana and your bacon
« on: May 28, 2013, 01:42:37 PM »
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/05/20/us-usa-marijuana-pigs-idUSBRE94J0PL20130520?

Washington (State) is experimenting with how to dispose of the excess stems, roots and leaves from the legal marijuana growers.  One idea is to turn the weed waste into pig food.  Four pigs whose feed were supplemented with the weed waste in their last four months on this planet were 20 to 30 pounds heavier than the other six litter mates. 
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2013, 01:48:12 PM »
Bacon from Contented Pigs  =D
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2013, 02:32:09 PM »
Baked bacon?
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2013, 02:34:39 PM »
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2013, 02:40:33 PM »
Do pigs get the munchies?  How could you tell?
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2013, 02:51:22 PM »
Herbally fed organic pig. What a marketing opportunity, probably get $2/lb more from the hippies.
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2013, 03:56:35 PM »
when pigs fly?!?
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2013, 06:11:26 PM »
when pigs fly?!?

...they fly high.
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2013, 06:40:56 PM »
Just recently saw an article regarding a study conjecturing chronic marijuana use with lack of weight gain (in humans).

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/23/health/time-marijuana-diabetes/index.html?iref=allsearch
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2013, 10:55:56 PM »
Whats wrong with just composting it?
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 12:50:16 AM »
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Re: Get your marijuana and your bacon
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 07:01:52 AM »
Whats wrong with just composting it?


As long as you seperate the seeds out, there is nothing "wrong" with composting.  Leave the seeds in and you have just built a hotbox for germinating them.

Pigs can digest cellulose, which is why they at least theoretically should fatten.  Given the similarities between pig and human brain, liver and pancreas, I would expect to see mellowed pork on the hoof.  Just don't believe we would get away with claiming  a "contact high" from digesting the fat which should be storing quite a bit of THC.  (Honest, judge, I had pork chops for dinner last night.)

OTOH, can you see pork being stored behind the meat counter and having to prove you are over 21 to buy it?  What if you bought it for dinner when company is coming?  That's going to get some write-up on the social page.  =D

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