Whats wrong with just composting it?
As long as you seperate the seeds out, there is nothing "wrong" with composting. Leave the seeds in and you have just built a hotbox for germinating them.
Pigs can digest cellulose, which is why they at least theoretically should fatten. Given the similarities between pig and human brain, liver and pancreas, I would expect to see mellowed pork on the hoof. Just don't believe we would get away with claiming a "contact high" from digesting the fat which should be storing quite a bit of THC. (Honest, judge, I had pork chops for dinner last night.)
OTOH, can you see pork being stored behind the meat counter and having to prove you are over 21 to buy it? What if you bought it for dinner when company is coming? That's going to get some write-up on the social page.
stay safe.
stay safe.