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Corporate States of America
« on: June 26, 2013, 10:15:13 AM »
Yes, for you stick in the muds, the map is open to interpretation, but it's just a fun graphic, so there.



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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2013, 10:33:28 AM »
AOhell hasn't owned Virginia for years....
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2013, 10:40:13 AM »
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2013, 10:41:42 AM »

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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2013, 10:42:40 AM »
I'm confused about Taco John's for Wyoming  ???

I would have expected an oil company of some sort (Sinclair stations are everywhere in WY but I guess more in Utah?).
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2013, 10:47:24 AM »
There's one Saks store in Alabama. It's in Birmingham, and it's about the size of a linen closet.

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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2013, 10:49:11 AM »
Allsups!  Bwahahahaha!!

For you poor sops that aren't privileged to live in these parts, Allsups is a convenience store chain specializing in small rural towns.  By "small rural" I mean little burgs like my home town of Crowell, TX, population 980.  Their burritos and green chili chimies are the stuff of legend... especially at about three in the morning after you've spent all day and most of the night doing fun-but-not-necessarily-smart things.  Coupla chimies and a quart of chocolate milk is one helluva hangover preventive.

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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2013, 10:54:40 AM »
Allsups!  Bwahahahaha!!

For you poor sops that aren't privileged to live in these parts, Allsups is a convenience store chain specializing in small rural towns.  By "small rural" I mean little burgs like my home town of Crowell, TX, population 980.  Their burritos and green chili chimies are the stuff of legend... especially at about three in the morning after you've spent all day and most of the night doing fun-but-not-necessarily-smart things.  Coupla chimies and a quart of chocolate milk is one helluva hangover preventive.

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Are those the ones that have only two temperatures, ice and lava?
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2013, 10:57:48 AM »
Are those the ones that have only two temperatures, ice and lava?

Yup.

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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 11:05:14 AM »
Allsups!  Bwahahahaha!!

For you poor sops that aren't privileged to live in these parts, Allsups is a convenience store chain specializing in small rural towns.  By "small rural" I mean little burgs like my home town of Crowell, TX, population 980.  Their burritos and green chili chimies are the stuff of legend... especially at about three in the morning after you've spent all day and most of the night doing fun-but-not-necessarily-smart things.  Coupla chimies and a quart of chocolate milk is one helluva hangover preventive.

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Yeah, there's one in Stratford  ;)
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2013, 11:18:22 AM »
Allsups!  Bwahahahaha!!

For you poor sops that aren't privileged to live in these parts, Allsups is a convenience store chain specializing in small rural towns.  By "small rural" I mean little burgs like my home town of Crowell, TX, population 980.  Their burritos and green chili chimies are the stuff of legend... especially at about three in the morning after you've spent all day and most of the night doing fun-but-not-necessarily-smart things.  Coupla chimies and a quart of chocolate milk is one helluva hangover preventive.

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We have a similar chain in Pennsylvania... Sheetz.

Two Sheetz dogs with everything and a quart of Mountain Dew and we were armed to do battle with an all-nighter study session before exams...
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2013, 11:27:22 AM »
Looks like it is based more on brand recognition than corporate size.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2013, 11:56:31 AM »
Yummy...going to have some Gino's this weekend.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2013, 12:11:27 PM »
There's one Saks store in Alabama. It's in Birmingham, and it's about the size of a linen closet.

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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2013, 02:30:00 PM »
For Washington, Boeing, Microsoft, Weyerhauser and Starbucks would all have been good choices.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2013, 08:27:42 PM »
Florida really should have been Disney. I mean, Hooters? Really?
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2013, 08:40:34 PM »
I would put Bass Pro in Missouri before AB who sold out to InBev.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2013, 08:51:58 PM »
I'm thinking Quicktrips are more ubiquitous in Oklahoma than Sonic.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2013, 09:22:01 PM »
There's one Saks store in Alabama. It's in Birmingham, and it's about the size of a linen closet.
Saks? Really?  That's all you got?  Saks?  Why, we're famous for....  ah... Never mind.  But not Saks.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2013, 09:26:42 PM »
I'm thinking Quicktrips are more ubiquitous in Oklahoma than Sonic.
http://www.quiktrip.com/

I would call it a toss-up.  The thing is QT isn't in OKC because of an agreement between the owner of QT and 7-11.  They won't compete in Tulsa and OKC.

Based on that I would give Sonic the edge.
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« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2013, 11:46:02 PM »
Florida really should have been Disney. I mean, Hooters? Really?

But does Disney have a $100 cup of coffee?

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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2013, 12:22:24 AM »
But does Disney have a $100 cup of coffee?

stay safe.

Given the prices for everything they charge inside their parks, I would not be surprised if they did. :O

Also, this is supposed to be "most recognized corporation of that state". Everyone, from kids barely old enough to speak all the way up to your aged grandmother knows Disney. Hooters, not so much. :rofl:
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2013, 01:06:55 AM »
I would call it a toss-up.  The thing is QT isn't in OKC because of an agreement between the owner of QT and 7-11.  They won't compete in Tulsa and OKC.

Based on that I would give Sonic the edge.

I'd forgotten that part. Sonic used to be pretty good but either they've gone to crap the last few years or I've developed an aversion to grease burgers.
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Re: Corporate States of America
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2013, 08:28:05 AM »
There's one Saks store in Alabama. It's in Birmingham, and it's about the size of a linen closet.

The parent company of Saks was founded in Alabama just after World War I.

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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2013, 09:20:10 AM »
I'd forgotten that part. Sonic used to be pretty good but either they've gone to crap the last few years or I've developed an aversion to grease burgers.

I would say that they have gone to crap the last few years.
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