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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2013, 01:28:40 AM »
To the OP- "CUJO"  Any gun that would fire @ contact range = a three minute movie.

That one didn't even need a gun.  Look where the car is; two brain cells and neutral = boring movie about a woman coasting backwards in a Pinto.


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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2013, 04:38:42 PM »
If I recall my Ruark et al correctly, elephant skull isn't tough to penetrate because it is -hard- and thick, it is tough to penetrate because it is "spongy" and thick.  More like modern tank armor, it doesn't shatter, it absorbs the energy, thus the need to punch a solid all the way through rather than just create a breach.
Penetration wasn't so much the problem as was actually hitting the brain, a (roughly) football-sized mass in a very large skull. A near-miss doesn't do much good, since the spongy bone won't transmit shock very well to the brain. John "Pondoro" Taylor based his "Knock Out Values" on his opinion of how effective an elephant gun would be should the brain be missed by only a bit; he favored large cartridges, and opined a near-miss of the brain from a .600 NE could knock out an elephant for, IIRC, a half hour or so.

Of course, this being the 21st century, it's unlikely anyone will ever field test Pondoro's claims in a scientific manner.

Speaking of brain shots . . . how many people know exactly where to shoot in order to hit a walnut-shaped brain in a four foot T-rex skull? Suspect even Bell would find it a challenge!
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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2013, 04:43:57 PM »
Seems like a throat shot would be a better bet. Larger target, more vulnerable areas (blood vessels, windpipe, spine), and no real protection.

Also, gotta love a forum where you can find in depth analysis of dinosaur skeletal construction in referrence to where best to shoot them.  =D
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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2013, 04:47:03 PM »
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Speaking of brain shots . . . how many people know exactly where to shoot in order to hit a walnut-shaped brain in a four foot T-rex skull? Suspect even Bell would find it a challenge!
 
 
 

Since we know they have dense bone in the skull, bone fragmentation and vibrational shock to the brain should make 'close enough' good enough.
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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2013, 04:48:55 PM »

Also, gotta love a forum where you can find in depth analysis of dinosaur skeletal construction in referrence to where best to shoot them.  =D

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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2013, 05:03:39 PM »
OK, say they had whatever it is they need to put down tye trex, I would say that Jerrasic Park could have still been a good length movie even with the addition of boomsticking the dinosours.
Just flip the plot from dinosours hunting people, to people hunting dinosours, toss in a nice barbacue on the beach scene at the end, and you'd have yourself a blockbuster.
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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2013, 05:14:09 PM »
I'm of the opinion that the 'Tremors' Series had about the perfect balance of guns, explosives, and monsters.
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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2013, 07:28:28 PM »
OK, say they had whatever it is they need to put down tye trex, I would say that Jerrasic Park could have still been a good length movie even with the addition of boomsticking the dinosours.
Just flip the plot from dinosours hunting people, to people hunting dinosours, toss in a nice barbacue on the beach scene at the end, and you'd have yourself a blockbuster.

What kind of critter is a tye trex?  
And it's "Jurassic," not "Jerrasic."  

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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #58 on: October 08, 2013, 08:24:40 PM »
I'm of the opinion that the 'Tremors' Series had about the perfect balance of guns, explosives, and monsters.

Not near enough common sense, though; how damn many times does Burt have to be right before they just shut up and listen to him from the start?

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Re: Guns To End Movies
« Reply #59 on: October 08, 2013, 09:02:45 PM »
But he's BURT!. A right wing, gun nut, conspiracy theorist ............( looks around) oh..uh  Nevermind