hey! who remembers the Duke Lacrosse "rape" scandal? Paging Jesse!

[gunsmith]

Crystal Magnum, will be doing time for murder.
After failing in the prosecution for profit scheme she decided to try something even more felonious.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/23/crystal-mangum-duke-rape-murder_n_4329191.html

[vaskidmark]

They'll just pick it up and kill you with it.  Which is why you were told never to throw your knife at the enemy unless you were in a movie.

Also - there's a reason why you do not testify in your defense unless the prosecution has an ironclad case against you.  From reasonable doubt to convicted by her own words.

stay safe.

[Perd Hapley]

Though I'm sure there probably is a stripper somewhere working under the name of Cristal Magnum, this young woman's name is actually Crystal Mangum. 

[MillCreek]

Though I'm sure there probably is a stripper somewhere working under the name of Cristal Magnum, this young woman's name is actually Crystal Mangum. 

Thank you, fistful, for coming up with what will surely be my stripper name!  The next step is to actually find an audience that will pay to see a mid-50's risk manager take off his clothes.     Or, to put them back on, more likely.

[RoadKingLarry]

I'll pay 50 internetz to any mod that will change his name