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A Three for One Arrest
« on: November 04, 2013, 03:04:39 PM »
This should be featured on some reality show somewhere.

Moron shoots friend because he thought he was Bigfoot while both were hunting Bigfoot. Moron's Father-in-Law tosses the rifle that was used in pond, but is still arrested for being a felon in possession of a weapon. Moron's wife is arrested for stating that unknown assailants shot at husband and friend. And it all happened in Oklahoma, widely known for its Bigfoot sightings.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/11/04/3-arrested-after-man-shot-during-bigfoot-hunting-expedition/?intcmp=latestnews
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2013, 11:40:06 PM »
Thanks, that's priceless.
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2013, 11:55:13 PM »
Happily, that's not anybody that I know.  Sadly, I had to mash the link to make sure.
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2013, 01:14:40 AM »
My county, on the far end from me. Sadly, I know several of the people named in the story. The surprising thing for me is that the people involved have managed to live this long.
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2013, 07:02:19 AM »
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"To our knowledge, no Bigfoot sightings in Rogers County," Walton said. "I think our focus is career criminals and thugs, and we're going to stay focused on that and let somebody else go after Bigfoot."

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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2013, 10:12:04 AM »
I can sorta see how someone could mistake an Okie for Bigfoot  =D
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2013, 10:57:18 AM »
That area of the county (and it's inhabitants) is kind of odd even by our standards.
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 11:06:06 AM »
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"To our knowledge, no Bigfoot sightings in Rogers County," Walton said. "I think our focus is career criminals and thugs, and we're going to stay focused on that and let somebody else go after Bigfoot."

But! But! You already tried that and look what happened! There outta be a law! =|
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 11:25:27 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on November 05, 2013, 10:12:04 AM
I can sorta see how someone could mistake an Okie woman for Bigfoot  =D

FTFY
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2013, 11:31:11 AM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on November 05, 2013, 11:25:27 AM
FTFY

Shall I pass that along to my mom?   =D
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2013, 01:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on November 05, 2013, 11:31:11 AM
Shall I pass that along to my mom?   =D

Or my wife? =D

She hasn't had cause to use her scalping license in a while...
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Re: A Three for One Arrest
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2013, 06:00:17 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on November 05, 2013, 01:06:29 PM
Or my wife? =D

She hasn't had cause to use her scalping license in a while...

I'm a Texican but my mom and dad are both Okies.

But I have a pretty good sense of humor about such things.
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