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Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« on: November 08, 2013, 04:46:55 PM »
http://www.demilked.com/fallen-princesses-dina-goldstein/

Good for lulz.

Snow White, Cinderella, Rapunzel, Red Riding Hood, Ariel... not sure who is the one on all the mattresses?  Wouldn't that be from the Princess and the Pea?  I don't think Disney ever did that one.  Of course, they didn't do a Red Riding Hood, either.

Belle, Jasmine (my favorite), then Sleeping Beauty?  Lastly, Pocahontas.
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 04:53:59 PM »
This link appears to me as a bunch of unrenderable crap -- perhaps a binary?  ???

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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 05:00:18 PM »
Huh.  Weird.










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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 05:05:01 PM »
Well, i'll say it.

Jasmine is hot.
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 05:05:44 PM »
Wait...

She gets much less hot when one looks closer.

=|
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 05:11:30 PM »
Pocahontas in the kitschy "western" cabin with all the cats...  :rofl:
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 05:33:50 PM »
Pocahontas in the kitschy "western" cabin with all the cats...  :rofl:

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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2013, 05:37:04 PM »
In thy presence is fulness of joy.
At thy right hand pleasures for evermore.

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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2013, 05:37:49 PM »
Wait...

She gets much less hot when one looks closer.

=|

The fingers plural in the trigger guard?
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2013, 06:03:30 PM »
If you liked this, you may also enjoy Disney Princesses with beards.  http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamellis/your-favorite-disney-princesses-with-beards

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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2013, 06:09:14 PM »
This link appears to me as a bunch of unrenderable crap -- perhaps a binary?  ???



Musta been the same guys who did the Obamacare site.
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 06:14:15 PM »
The fingers plural in the trigger guard?

Yeah, WTF   is up with that?
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 06:21:32 PM »
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2013, 06:24:48 PM »
The fingers plural in the trigger guard?

That and she really should have an AK.
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2013, 08:54:40 PM »
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #15 on: November 08, 2013, 09:49:49 PM »
Must be a New York trigger.

--minirant about NY1 trigger deleted--
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2013, 10:16:07 AM »


Ah, the old Soviet pistol shooting school...

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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2013, 10:48:33 AM »
Is he shooting a Nagant revolver?  YOU try pulling the trigger on one of those with one finger. ;)
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2013, 11:36:26 AM »
Is he shooting a Nagant revolver?  YOU try pulling the trigger on one of those with one finger. ;)
It is no problem for the strong calloused proletarian finger. Only problem for weak capitalist fingers.  =D
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2013, 11:55:29 AM »
I'm sure the 2 finger method is for balance.  To keep from pulling shots to the right.   ;/
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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2013, 02:34:50 PM »
The fingers plural in the trigger guard?

Also

The cartridges in the belts.
The magazine in the gun.

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Re: Disney Princesses, life after "Happily Ever After"
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2013, 03:16:06 PM »
Also

The cartridges in the belts.

Yeah, I noticed that. Can't quite get the scale -- are those .30-06 or .50 BMG?
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