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Handheld Spectrometer
« on: November 27, 2013, 09:42:52 PM »
This sounds neat. Mates with your smartphone.

http://mashable.com/2013/11/26/tellspec/
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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2013, 10:32:40 PM »
cool, if it works.

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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2013, 09:44:33 PM »
I'll file that one under "There's a sucker born every minute."
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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2013, 02:56:13 AM »
I'll file that one under "There's a sucker born every minute."


Personally I cant wait to see all the helicopter parents and organic food nuts (you know, the kind that are always freaking out on Facebook about the latest horror poisons in our food supply) freaking out and scanning everything they eat with this device
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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2013, 11:54:42 AM »
I don't think that a handheld Raman spectrometer has advanced to the degree shown at the linked website.  If it can do as claimed, and at that size, it would be a remarkable instrument.  But my BS detector is definitely flashing red.
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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2013, 12:07:08 PM »
Hey, I just want to keep my food from being poisoned by a Harkonnen assassin.

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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 12:08:53 PM »
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I don't think that a handheld Raman spectrometer has advanced to the degree shown at the linked website.  If it can do as claimed, and at that size, it would be a remarkable instrument.  But my BS detector is definitely flashing red

Not to mention the price...
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Re: Handheld Spectrometer
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2013, 01:39:54 PM »
Hey, I just want to keep my food from being poisoned by a Harkonnen assassin.



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