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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« on: December 16, 2013, 04:48:38 PM »
The Worst Things for Sale.


Do be warned that if you click some of the links it will take you to Amazon and other sales sites.    This poster is NOT responsible what Amazon may present as "Suggested Items" afterwards.  


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ETA:  Surprisingly, The Rods of Ra are not on the list.
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2013, 07:57:37 PM »
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2013, 12:26:47 AM »
Thanks.

I was able to order one more Christmas present off that.  I almost ordered 2 of them so I could have one.
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2013, 12:55:16 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on December 16, 2013, 04:48:38 PM
The Worst Things for Sale.


Do be warned that if you click some of the links it will take you to Amazon and other sales sites.    This poster is NOT responsible what Amazon may present as "Suggested Items" afterwards.  


You have been warned.





ETA:  Surprisingly, The Rods of Ra are not on the list.

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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2013, 08:19:09 AM »
Quote from: Doggy Daddy on December 17, 2013, 12:26:47 AM
Thanks.

I was able to order one more Christmas present off that.  I almost ordered 2 of them so I could have one.

so you found the "candy cane g-string" as well?

ooooh, and yes my amazon suggestions have been infused with these much wanted items (eeek).
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2013, 08:46:20 AM »
Yeah, I just deleted my amazon browsing history.
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2013, 09:49:07 AM »
Quote from: geronimotwo on December 17, 2013, 08:19:09 AM
so you found the "candy cane g-string" as well?

ooooh, and yes my amazon suggestions have been infused with these much wanted items (eeek).

Maybe Jamis ordered for that Jarhead instead of the other item he ordered.
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2013, 09:56:38 AM »
I want the self twirling fork....for I am that lazy to I cannot twirl my own pasta. /sarcasm
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2013, 09:58:54 AM »
There are a few things on that list that I don't particulalry see a problem with. For instance, a carry purse (with a holster pocket) is there, as is Cards Against Humanity, a game many of my friends play.
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2013, 11:27:38 AM »
Quote from: White Horseradish on December 17, 2013, 11:01:11 AM
These things have been around for years, I kept seeing them in catalogs. Could never figure out wtf they were for.

Did you not see that they are "tactical"?!?!?  How much more "operator" can you get ?!?!?!?

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Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
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Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2013, 11:55:56 AM »


... on the back it says "git me my sammich" ?
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Re: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you in all it's 102 pages of horribleness...
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2013, 02:34:30 PM »
First of all, why was this not included on the list?  http://www.amazon.com/Southern-Homewares-SH-SPCS-Novelty-Corkscrew/dp/B002J4BWV6/?_encoding=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=ur2&qid=1387289204&s=kitchen&sr=1-3&tag=insta0c-20

As for that sammich shirt:  http://300sandwiches.com/  It might work for him, but that's an awfully high price to pay.

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