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Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« on: February 07, 2014, 07:34:03 PM »

Not much to say about this story. He Heimlich'ed somebody.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/G/GLF_PEBBLE_BEACH_EASTWOOD?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-02-07-13-00-19

Sorry, I tried to come up with something witty. Hang 'em Heimlich? Dirty Harry Heimlich? Throatful of Cheese?  =|
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2014, 07:38:10 PM »
For a Few Breaths More?

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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2014, 07:45:10 PM »
"Do you feel obstructed, punk?"
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 07:45:35 PM »
I bet he feels lucky now.



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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 11:05:59 PM »
Everybody should learn three things - how to do compression-only CPR* , the heimlich maneuver, and the International sign for "I am choking" (hands crossed in front of throat, face turning blue).

stay safe.

*Staying Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY may be the only good thing to come out of disco - a steady 100 beats per minute.  It may drive you crazy singing it to yourself but it sure does help to know when to press down hard.
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2014, 11:18:56 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on February 07, 2014, 11:05:59 PM
Everybody should learn three things - how to do compression-only CPR* , the heimlich maneuver, and the International sign for "I am choking" (hands crossed in front of throat, face turning blue).

stay safe.

*Staying Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY may be the only good thing to come out of disco - a steady 100 beats per minute.  It may drive you crazy singing it to yourself but it sure does help to know when to press down hard.

See, depending on if you're an optimist or a pessimist, there are a couple of song options.

Optimists may go with "Stayin' Alive".

Pessimists go with "Another one bites the dust".


Yep, we're a morbid bunch....  :)
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2014, 11:44:36 PM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on February 07, 2014, 11:18:56 PM
See, depending on if you're an optimist or a pessimist, there are a couple of song options.

Optimists may go with "Stayin' Alive".

Pessimists go with "Another one bites the dust".


Yep, we're a morbid bunch....  :)

Loved ones get a bit upset if you start singing it out loud, though.  >:D
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2014, 06:48:52 AM »
Quote from: Regolith on February 07, 2014, 11:44:36 PM
Loved ones get a bit upset if you start singing it out loud, though.  >:D

Very good point.
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2014, 08:41:34 AM »
Clint Eastwood performing the Heimlich maneuver on you while Morgan Freeman narrates!
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2014, 09:38:34 AM »
Quote from: AmbulanceDriver on February 07, 2014, 11:18:56 PM
See, depending on if you're an optimist or a pessimist, there are a couple of song options.

Optimists may go with "Stayin' Alive".

Pessimists go with "Another one bites the dust".


Yep, we're a morbid bunch....  :)

I find that "Row, Row, Row your Boat" is an effective variation when teaching young children. Or the elderly not as well acquainted with modern pop/rock. :angel:
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2014, 10:51:39 AM »
Quote from: SADShooter on February 08, 2014, 09:38:34 AM
I find that "Row, Row, Row your Boat" is an effective variation when teaching young children. Or the elderly not as well acquainted with modern pop/rock. :angel:

I resemble that remark - you whippersnapper  :P
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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2014, 04:04:25 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on February 08, 2014, 10:51:39 AM
I resemble that remark - you whippersnapper  :P

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Re: Clint Eastwood gets his Heimlich on
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2014, 05:36:08 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on February 07, 2014, 11:05:59 PM
Everybody should learn three things - how to do compression-only CPR* , the heimlich maneuver, and the International sign for "I am choking" (hands crossed in front of throat, face turning blue).

Infant CPR, too.  I've had to do Heimlich on precisely zero adults.  I've knocked... I think three things out of my daughter, and two out of a dog.  Infant choking thing happens to work really well on small dogs.
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