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Darwin award nominee
« on: April 02, 2014, 05:51:12 PM »
Bangkok scrap workers killed opening suspected WW2 bomb with blow torch

On what planet is opening a bomb with a torch considered a good idea?
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2014, 06:10:16 PM »
it was only a suspected bomb
What we have here is failure to communicate.

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2014, 06:15:55 PM »
it was only a suspected bomb

Which would make anyone with half a brain suspect that using a blow torch to mess with it would be a bad idea.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2014, 06:48:56 PM »
Which would make anyone with half a brain suspect that using a blow torch to mess with it would be a bad idea.

I suspect he didn't have half a brain. Now I suspect he has none.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2014, 12:39:14 AM »


Definition of "scatterbrained?"
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2014, 12:43:21 AM »
More to the point, how exactly did he figure on opening a metal housing with a blow torch -- a torch which has no provision for applying a stream of oxygen to the metal to facilitate cutting by rapid oxidization?

Bad journalism, or was he not actually attempting to cut it open?

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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2014, 02:58:29 AM »
Well, that bomb is no longer a suspected bomb, it's now definitely a convicted bomb.
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Re: Darwin award nominee
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2014, 05:29:00 AM »
Well, I forgave them the "blow torch," given translation errors and most peoples' lack of gas torch expertise.  On the other hand, maybe they were trying to loosen the detonator with heat.  I doubt there's enough evidence left to determine what they were actually trying, unless witnesses survived.  


But jeeze, you'd think everybody would know what a 500 lb bomb casing looked like and be smart enough to call the cops or army for UXB disposal.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2014, 05:37:38 AM by 230RN »
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.