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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2014, 06:26:38 PM »
I guess Ron doesn't like milk as much as I do. Skim or whole, I don't care. I just like milk.
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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2014, 06:32:24 PM »
#9 has always been one of my faves.
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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 07:14:20 PM »
In the Church of John Moses Browning; Ron Swanson is the Patron Saint of Meat.
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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 07:15:05 PM »
i like em all   he should start a religion
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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 08:46:49 PM »
I disagree with him about fish. Good fresh caught fish, breaded and fried like $diety intended it to be consumed, is pretty good stuff.
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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 10:43:40 PM »
Yup.  Lurves me some good fish.  North Atlantic Cod, Haddock, Red Snapper, Swordfish, Tuna, Bluegill, Crappie, Walleye, Perch, you name it...
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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 10:43:50 PM »
I disagree with him about fish. Good fresh caught fish, breaded and fried like $diety intended it to be consumed, is pretty good stuff.

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(I agree, a good fried filet is pretty good. So, we all sin in our own ways and fall short of the faithful. )


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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2014, 10:58:26 PM »
Yup.  Lurves me some good fish.  North Atlantic Cod, Haddock, Red Snapper, Swordfish, Tuna, Bluegill, Crappie, Walleye, Perch, you name it...

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Re: The food wisdoms of Ron Swanson
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2014, 10:02:39 AM »
Yep. He's wrong on fish.


I suck at fishing. I am pretty proficient at eating the fish, though...
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