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« on: September 20, 2006, 07:22:13 AM »
My AMBUCS club (a civic club similar to Lions or Rotary) has a little restaurant at our local fair. We open on Friday and run through the following Saturday.

By fair standards ours is not a huge deal, but big enough. Our little restaurant serves the basics - burgers, dogs, pizza - and it's the only sit-down eatery left on-site. That, and the fact that we have air conditioning, draws the adults to our little establishment like flies to a Coke.

During our 8 day run we will serve:

7000 hamburgers/cheesburgers (almost 900 lbs of meat)
1500 hot dogs
5500 slices of pizza
6000 order of fries
3000 orders of nachos
2000 Frito pies
..and 12000 soft drinks

We will use
30 gallons of mustard
20 gallons of mayonnaise
500 lbs of tomatoes
200 lbs of shredded lettuce
100 lbs of onions
75 gallons of chili
80 gallons of nacho cheese sauce
10,000 slices of cheese
..and eight 5-gal pails of sliced dill pickles

I must have suffered a major head injury as a child because I volunteered to head up this little circus. Again. We cleaned up last weekend, had our health department certification visit yesterday, and the first food delivery is today. At least it will all be over a week from Saturday.

Why do I do this to myself year, after year, after year... rolleyes

Brad

p.s. - No, we don't serve pancakes. Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2006, 07:31:34 AM »
Ouch.  I thought you were taking on a part-time job; at least then you'd get paid.
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2006, 07:31:36 AM »
Geez, after that little troll episode have pancakes become the APS food?

For the record, I don't like pancakes. Never have. And that probably explains why I've never eaten pancakes at either Denny's or IHOP.

On the other hand, I am fond of hamburgers. You do make them right, right?
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2006, 07:33:19 AM »
cosine, I knew you were a dirty communist.
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2006, 07:33:38 AM »
Wow, my cholesterol level blew off the chart just READING that. Cheesy

I love to cook for the public like that. Just a few days and then you don't have to deal with it for another year. I used to work the "Taste of Hartford" for a local resturant and cook up shrimp scampi by the bucketloads for three days. Lotta work but a lotta fun too. I should look into doing it again...

If I was closer I'd come help.

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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2006, 07:35:18 AM »
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cosine, I knew you were a dirty communist.
Yes, but with nooo concrete evidence you can't cancel my account and shut off my brain. *bwahahahaha*
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2006, 07:38:11 AM »
Darn, with all the BSing going on, I forgot to place my order.

One hamburger with mayo and mustard, lettuce and onions, side of fries, nachos, and a root beer (you better serve root beer. I've been to too many of these hamburger joints that only have colas and lemon-lime type sodas! Tongue)

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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2006, 07:38:23 AM »
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If I was closer I'd come help.
If you'll take my place I'll buy you a first-class ticket and meet you at the airport in a limo.


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and a root beer
This is Texas. You can have anything you want as long as it's Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Sprite.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2006, 07:44:44 AM »
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This is Texas. You can have anything you want as long as it's Dr. Pepper, Coke, or Sprite.

Brad
Darn. Skip the soda, I'll drink water. Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2006, 07:45:07 AM »
If I'd had a little more notice I mighta taken you up on it.

I can feel my feet achin' now too.  shocked

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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2006, 07:48:02 AM »
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Darn. Skip the soda, I'll drink water.
Before you do that, you might want to go dig behind the produce boxes in the walk-in. The evening crew usually brings a little "liquid motivation" with them and leaves it there.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2006, 07:50:56 AM »
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Before you do that, you might want to go dig behind the produce boxes in the walk-in. The evening crew usually brings a little "liquid motivation" with them and leaves it there.

Brad
Hmm. Alcohol, hey? Well, I'm an upstanding, law-abiding citizen, so I think I'll pass. Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2006, 08:30:33 AM »
Alcohol? Who said anything about alcohol?

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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2006, 10:36:03 AM »
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Before you do that, you might want to go dig behind the produce boxes in the walk-in. The evening crew usually brings a little "liquid motivation" with them and leaves it there.
I knew a nun like that once, she also liked to hit the casinos now and then. She was a cool nun. Wink
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« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2006, 12:59:22 PM »
Well, just got back from unloading th first food order.

40 cases of HB patties
3 cases of cheese slices
8 gallons each of mustard and mayo
5 five-gallon buckets
50 lbs of tomatoes
30 lbs of onions
6 cases each of Fritos and nacho chips
4 cases of nacho cheese

At that's just for the first three days.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2006, 01:16:31 PM »
No Crabby Patties? shocked

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2006, 01:25:40 PM »
Depending on where in TX I might be able to come help for a bit.....I cant cook though

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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2006, 01:37:03 PM »
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I cant cook though
Don't worry, there's plenty of dishes to wash.

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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2006, 01:58:03 PM »
I cant do dishes either......

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« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2006, 02:04:12 PM »
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I cant do dishes either......
Yeah, but I'll bet you can eat! Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2006, 06:04:07 AM »
dangit now I wanna burger lol

I make mine with just a little lee & perrins mixed in, not to much, just a light touch to add just a little bit of flavor.
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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2006, 06:25:40 AM »
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I cant do dishes either......
Yeah, but I'll bet you can eat! Tongue
Nope, cant eat the food that they are cooking either.  I can be a 'gopher'.  I can cook hotdogs...and burgers if you like shoe leather

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« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2006, 08:21:23 AM »
Given the cooking skills of some of our members, that might be an improvement...

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2006, 08:28:34 AM »
cosine, I'm with you!  Much prefer oatmeal, if I have carbs, I need fiber.Cheesy

Kiwanis makes me flip pancakes.  Oh, well, it's for a good cause.
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