Brimstone is
so 17th-century.
Did you hear about the Toronto Blessing?
The very thing.
The preacher had been to Toronto, and this was the result.
Ok, in order to cover all the bases: I believe that drugs should be legalized, but only so that zombies/bears/bikers/werewolves can be given post-natal abortions by gay, married, illegal aliens.
Did I miss anything?
-BP