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rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:45:42 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2X-qQ-uMW8

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

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They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2014, 02:59:02 PM »
I'd'a played the APS card. 
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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2014, 05:57:49 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on September 05, 2014, 02:59:02 PM
I'd'a played the APS card. 

That's the one made out of a 2x4 with one end wrapped in white medical adhesive tape, right?  (Thumpium.  Apply PRN.)

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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2014, 08:38:32 PM »
Well, Armed Polite Society doesn't necessarily mean just fire arms.

But  I sure got the point about pulling various "poor me" cards.

I could also have pulled the "Poor me, I'm crippled and retired and on a fixed income" card --the CRFI card.

The one that really gets to me is the "Single Mother" card.  I hate it when they use it practically as a badge of honor.

Not that I don't think society has a certain responsibility to help those who can't help themselves, but that particular "card" irks me.

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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2014, 09:19:46 PM »
The women card doesn't work all that great on it's own. It only really works with race/orientation card or sex appeal.

I've got no problem pulling my cards if the other side is fighting dirty and I have too. All things are fair in love and war, and all that jazz.
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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 09:21:19 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on September 05, 2014, 08:38:32 PM
Well, Armed Polite Society doesn't necessarily mean just fire arms.

But  I sure got the point about pulling various "poor me" cards.

I could also have pulled the "Poor me, I'm crippled and retired and on a fixed income" card --the CRFI card.

The one that really gets to me is the "Single Mother" card.  I hate it when they use it practically as a badge of honor.

Not that I don't think society has a certain responsibility to help those who can't help themselves, but that particular "card" irks me.

Terry

"single mother" card irks me too, though probably for different reasons...
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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2014, 01:07:42 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on September 05, 2014, 08:38:32 PM

The one that really gets to me is the "Single Mother" card.  I hate it when they use it practically as a badge of honor.

Not that I don't think society has a certain responsibility to help those who can't help themselves, but that particular "card" irks me.

Terry

Spend as much time as I have in Divorce court watching women do everything they can to have any male influence excluded from their children's lives and playing that "card" will more then just irk you.

On a lighter note, can I play the "Single Dad" card?  I do doubt that it's worth nearly as much it was when my dad could play it in the early 60's.
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2014, 11:16:39 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on September 06, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
Spend as much time as I have in Divorce court watching women do everything they can to have any male influence excluded from their children's lives and playing that "card" will more then just irk you.

On a lighter note, can I play the "Single Dad" card?  I do doubt that it's worth nearly as much it was when my dad could play it in the early 60's.

Get one of the "Single Dad Because the Courts Revoked Her Custody Rights" cards.

Even if you don't play it you get warm fuzzies knowing it is in your wallet.

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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2014, 01:08:21 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on September 05, 2014, 02:59:02 PM
I'd'a played the APS card.  
Quote from: vaskidmark on September 05, 2014, 05:57:49 PM
That's the one made out of a 2x4 with one end wrapped in white medical adhesive tape, right?  (Thumpium.  Apply PRN.)

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No, that's the one where you flip over the card table, call the rest of the room a bunch of whiny bitches and slap the ever-loving-*expletive deleted* out of them.  What you described is the Cluebat Jr.
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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2014, 03:58:43 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on September 05, 2014, 09:19:46 PM
The women card doesn't work all that great on it's own. It only really works with race/orientation card or sex appeal.

I've got no problem pulling my cards if the other side is fighting dirty and I have too. All things are fair in love and war, and all that jazz.
No 'time of the month' card?   =)
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2014, 05:46:13 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on September 06, 2014, 03:58:43 PM
No 'time of the month' card?   =)

That card always works. As does the "I have a headache" card. =D
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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2014, 12:29:01 PM »
http://youtu.be/Aq5HaiFRjXo
I saw this one.  Windians.
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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2014, 02:28:22 PM »
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Ya, that's funny.  But I thought it was referring to the U.S. Windian:

"I'm 1/128th Cherokee on my Mother's side."

"Oh, really?  That's interesting, 'cause I'm 1/264th U.S. Cavalry on my Father's side."

(I always wanted to try that but never had the cajones to do so.)

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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2014, 08:50:41 PM »
My wife is enough Cherokee that it counts. She used to try to play the "Indian card" with me. I'd ask her if she wanted to play cowboys and Indians again. Usually shut her up.
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Re: rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock - you all lose
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 12:26:49 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on September 07, 2014, 02:28:22 PM
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Ya, that's funny.  But I thought it was referring to the U.S. Windian:

"I'm 1/128th Cherokee on my Mother's side."

Hey, it got her elected. (Or, at least, it didn't get her NOT elected ... which it should have.) It also got her a job at a prestigious eastern university.
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