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Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« on: October 11, 2014, 11:41:02 AM »
The two Austrian girls who went and joined up with ISIS (partially prodded by their local mosque) now want to come home. They are married and pregnant. At the risk of sounding like a callous bastard, I guess they had a good learning experience and I think it would be a good experience for other loudmouths (I'm talking to you, Ben Affleck) who think Islam is the bees knees.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/10/10/austrian-teens-who-joined-isis-now-pregnant-want-to-come-home/?intcmp=HPBucket
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2014, 12:37:02 PM »
Quote from: Ben on October 11, 2014, 11:41:02 AM
The two Austrian girls who went and joined up with ISIS (partially prodded by their local mosque) now want to come home. They are married and pregnant. At the risk of sounding like a callous bastard, I guess they had a good learning experience and I think it would be a good experience for other loudmouths (I'm talking to you, Ben Affleck) who think Islam is the bees knees.

I'd actually feel sorry for anyone who had to try to get Ben Affleck pregnant.
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 12:52:45 PM »
Unfortunately, those girls will probably lose their heads over this.
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2014, 12:58:43 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on October 11, 2014, 12:52:45 PM
Unfortunately, those girls will probably lose their heads over this.
And the average intelligence of the human race will go up a fraction.
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2014, 01:01:51 PM »
Join a murderous cult and THEN decide you don't care for the lifestyle. Oopsie. We need a gibbering idiot emoticon. ;/
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2014, 04:26:23 PM »
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We need a gibbering idiot emoticon.

Is this too big?

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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2014, 04:58:46 PM »
But how will the goat feel when she finds out there is another woman?
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2014, 05:44:00 PM »
Yeah, highly doubtful that ISIS will say "Umm, okay, if you're sure you want to, you can leave."   Their lives were forfeit (one way or another) the minute they arrive in Syria.  I doubt that Austria has the capability to execute a snatch and grab raid to bring them home. 

As the father of a daughter, I truly feel for the parents.  One is only 15.  (The 17 YO looks shocking similar to my girlfriend when we were that age.)    If word gets back to their "husbands" that they wish to leave, well.  It's probably too much to hope that their bodies would be returned to Austria.
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2014, 10:44:26 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on October 11, 2014, 04:26:23 PM
Is this too big?



Pretty much perfect.
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Re: Join ISIS, Get Pregnant
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 11:49:18 AM »
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

"Oh we're gonna go off and join a terrorist group!" Yeah THAT will end well...

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