Author Topic: APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .  (Read 990 times)

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APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .
« on: December 10, 2014, 08:04:39 AM »
A tactical stocking to hang by your fireplace, of course!



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Re: APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2014, 08:33:59 AM »
Only to ruined by a SWMBO who thinks this way

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Re: APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2014, 09:50:00 AM »
Only to ruined by a SWMBO who thinks this way



If it's stuff she takes back once you've opened it, and she puts it on... speak for yourself please.
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Re: APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2014, 10:25:01 AM »
Maybe Santa will find these for your stocking . . .

Tactical coffee mug


Tactical bacon


Or something really tactical to wear into a biker bar, just to test how tough you really are . . .
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Re: APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2014, 11:09:26 AM »
If it's stuff she takes back once you've opened it, and she puts it on... speak for yourself please.

My Christmas list every years says booze, ammo, guns or cash. I seem to never get any of it from my wife. Her family seems to have caught on because I got three of them from them last year.

This year I included 12" deep Lodge dutch oven. I'm not holding my breath.

« Last Edit: December 10, 2014, 10:49:38 PM by charby »
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Re: APS must-have for Christmas eve . . .
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
I'm still grating over the John Deere wall clock with the little train that runs around the perimeter from 10 years ago.

Lord, what was she thinking.


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