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I never knew (the Western Union scam)
« on: January 01, 2015, 10:39:48 AM »
Did any of you know that Western Union is now based in France? Yesterday I received the following e-mail. Today I received a third copy of the same e-mail.

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DEAR BENEFICIARY
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER MANAGEMENT HEREBY INFORM YOU THAT YOUR NAME EMERGED ON OUR SYSTEM AS ONE OF THE ONLINE WINNING IN THE 3RD CATEGORY AND THEREFORE ATTRACTED A CASH AWARD OF OF $700,000.00 (SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS). WE ARE HERE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR NAME APPEARS IN OUR SYSTEM AS OUR ESTEEM PATRONIZE CUSTOMER.THEREFORE THE MANAGEMENT HEREBY COMPENSATE YOU WITH THE ABOVE MENTION SUM IN ORDER TO PROMOTE WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER SYSTEM.
YOU HAVE ONLY FEW DAYS PERIOD IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL TO CONTACT THIS OFFICE.  SO CALL MANAGER IN CHARGE OF YOUR PAYMENT TO RELEASE YOUR  PAYMENT TO YOU.
FURTHER MORE BE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE WESTERN UNION MANAGER WHO IS IN-CHARGE OF YOUR TRANSFER, TO RELEASE YOUR PAYMENT, AS THE INSTRUCTION WAS PASSED THAT WITHIN FIVE WORKING DAYS WITHOUT HEARING FROM YOU. YOUR PAYMENT WILL BE CANCELLED IN ADDITION TO THIS, THE NUMBER TO CALL /EMAIL TO RE-CONFIRM YOUR INFORMATION TO THE WESTERN UNION TRANSFER MANAGEMENT IS LISTED BELOW:

OFFICE OF RELEASE ORDER:
CONTACT PERSON: MR.DEAN GEORGE,
Email ADDRESS: mr.dgeorge@yahoo.fr
TEL:+229 99 23 32 61

REGARDS
MRS IRENE ALFISE
SECRETARY.
ANNOUNCEMENT OFFICER

It's probably legitimate, isn't it? I'm sure in France it's customary for person #1 to write e-mails on behalf of person #2 using the e-mail account of person #3 -- using a telephone number in Benin. Is there some reason I can't think of to be suspicious? And I think Western Union is to be congratulated on their customer-centric approach. The last time I sent money by Western Union was probably at least 15 years ago, and they still remember me and consider me as their ESTEEM PATRONIZE CUSTOMER. I'm impressed, truly I am.

Why would someone in France list a telephone number in Benin?

I think I should probably jump on this before the award expires, right?
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Re: I never knew (the Western Union scam)
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2015, 11:00:50 AM »
People must be falling for this *expletive deleted*it in astounding numbers for them to keep sending all these emails.

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Re: I never knew (the Western Union scam)
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2015, 02:35:39 PM »
I would reply with a sincere thanks for the offer of $700,000.00, but that you are awaiting to hear back from a Nigerian prince who is offering much more money.


 >:D >:D >:D :P :P :P


People must be falling for this *expletive deleted*it in astounding numbers for them to keep sending all these emails.

Actually, what they do is send out an astounding number of these (buying a stolen e-mail list) and if they only get a couple of takers, they cover the cost of the list and make a nice little profit.
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Re: I never knew (the Western Union scam)
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2015, 03:47:42 PM »
People must be falling for this *expletive deleted*it in astounding numbers for them to keep sending all these emails.
They send out astounding numbers of emails, so they make out like bandits even if only a fraction of a percent fall for the scam.
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Re: I never knew (the Western Union scam)
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2015, 04:14:00 PM »
If you take it in monthly installments instead of as a lump sum will yo be able to keep your Obamacare?

BTW - Watch how you spend your ESTEEM PATRONIZE CUSTOMER winnings.  Spinnerz are out.  The new thing is http://www.hobbycar.com/packardtires.html

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Re: I never knew (the Western Union scam)
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2015, 05:35:07 PM »
Any suggestions for a response? I usually delete the Nigerian banker e-mails but I feel like having a go at stringing this one on for a change. Maybe if I respond in French?
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