Safety From Zombies - APS Has the Answer

[Ben]

But not our APS. :)

http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/MAR15/Session/S48.8

http://www.newser.com/story/203200/study-pinpoints-safest-place-to-hide-from-zombies.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=foxnews&utm_campaign=rss_science_syn

[lee n. field]

philosophical zombies, or just your regular undead?

[MillCreek]

They suggest the northern Rockies, so we will need our Idaho and Montana contingent to scout out some likely sites for the rest of us to migrate toward.

[41magsnub]

They suggest the northern Rockies, so we will need our Idaho and Montana contingent to scout out some likely sites for the rest of us to migrate toward.

First we need to discuss screening procedures.

[TechMan]

First we need to discuss screening procedures.

LET ME THE *expletive deleted*ck IN!!!!!  How is that for a start?

[41magsnub]

LET ME THE *expletive deleted*ck IN!!!!!  How is that for a start?

Instability and anger issues.  Denied.  Here is a can of alpo and a chunk of concrete for your troubles.

Next applicant please.

[TechMan]

Instability and anger issues.  Denied.  Here is a can of alpo and a chunk of concrete for your troubles.

Next applicant please.

 

[MillCreek]

But what if they can open the can of Alpo with the chunk of concrete?

[AmbulanceDriver]

But what if they can open the can of Alpo with the chunk of concrete?

Then it depends on if they're tall enough to see over the wall without a stepstool....  :D

[HankB]

First we need to discuss screening procedures.

You mean we'll have to . . .  AUDITION?

[Physics]

But not our APS. :)

http://meetings.aps.org/Meeting/MAR15/Session/S48.8

http://www.newser.com/story/203200/study-pinpoints-safest-place-to-hide-from-zombies.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=foxnews&utm_campaign=rss_science_syn

Speak for yourself. 

[LadySmith]

First we need to discuss screening procedures.

"How many zombies have you killed?"
"How many people have you killed?"
"Why?"

[MechAg94]

Then the guys with the looted rocket launchers blow your gate.