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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2015, 01:18:48 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 22, 2015, 12:51:24 PM
Especially the still newly wed lesbian nurse I went to high school with.

Wonder if she's on my "just in case" list.

Got one of those "what would you do if you woke up as the opposite gender tomorrow" posts.  Some people thought it was tacky that my first step (after checking myself out quite thoroughly) would be to look up all the hot lesbians I've ever met...and call the bluff of one that I'm sure isn't really a lesbian.
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2015, 02:29:40 PM »
words like "lesbian" and "nurse" are not the same as "hot", or " warm" or even "remotely attractive".

You want someone for whatever list, stick with the PDA lesbian that got fired. Trust me on this.
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2015, 02:32:46 PM »
I heard that 95% of lesbianisim is caused by dating guys that wear bow ties.   :laugh: :-* ;)
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2015, 02:50:21 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on February 23, 2015, 02:32:46 PM
I heard that 95% of lesbianisim is caused by dating guys that wear bow ties.   :laugh: :-* ;)

the other 5% is caused by horny midgets.
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2015, 02:52:05 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on February 23, 2015, 02:32:46 PM
I heard that 95% of lesbianisim is caused by dating guys that wear bow ties.   :laugh: :-* ;)

So I just need to get a "let me watch afterward" clause into the dating contract.  On it.
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #30 on: February 23, 2015, 09:00:36 PM »
Vhat iss thees "fais buch" uf vhich you schpeak?
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2015, 09:37:25 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 22, 2015, 10:00:59 PM
I can send you pictures and ruin this for you.

Good luck with that.  You could tack "lesbian nurse" onto a picture of Jamis and I'll still at least look.
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2015, 09:39:36 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on February 23, 2015, 02:50:21 PM
the other 5% is caused by horny midgets.

Doesn't matter. Had sex.
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2015, 10:18:22 AM »
Lesbians and midgets aside for a moment, another constant is the emails that read "Brad Pitt/Matt Damon/Jennifer Lopez/Johnny Depp/Angelina Jolie/Oprah Winfrey/other celebrity eats grapes/bananas/figs/other fruit to cure blurry vision".  I get a couple hundred of these a day.

My favorite is "Math professor gets.shot after.finding the lotto pattern..."
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Re: One of many Facebook memes that irritate me
« Reply #34 on: February 24, 2015, 12:58:36 PM »
Fitz posted this one and I almost peed myself laughing.






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