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New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« on: February 26, 2015, 11:32:51 AM »
First - it's from the daily fail so it probably didn't happen.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2969992/Married-TV-actor-wakes-testicles-STOLEN-drugged-Russian-bar-attractive-blonde-working-organ-traffickers.html

Russian gets picked up by a hot blonde, wakes up in a bus stop covered in blood and the family jewels are missing.
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2015, 11:39:32 AM »
Is there actually a market for testicle transplants?
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2015, 11:42:17 AM »
Quote from: brimic on February 26, 2015, 11:39:32 AM
Is there actually a market for testicle transplants?

Have to wonder if this was a service paid for by his wife because she suspected him of cheating.  >:D
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2015, 12:02:49 PM »
Quote from: brimic on February 26, 2015, 11:42:17 AM
Have to wonder if this was a service paid for by his wife because she suspected him of cheating.  >:D

I can just hear Paul Harvey's voice.   "And now you know, the rest of the story!"
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2015, 01:11:00 PM »
Well at least we know his wife didn't have his in her purse.
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2015, 01:30:21 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on February 26, 2015, 01:11:00 PM
Well at least we know his wife didn't have his in her purse.

She might now....
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2015, 03:19:47 PM »
He returns home from a trip to Russia and "The actor, now working as a children's animator, was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife, said media reports."

Just how long did he think it might be before she found out by herself?

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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2015, 03:41:35 PM »
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Just how long did he think it might be before she found out by herself?

He could have had some 'neuticles' implanted while he was in the hospital, though I would imagine he would have some serious E.D. issues, which might be hard to explain at young age. :rofl:
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Re: New twist on waking up in a bathtub filled with ice
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2015, 04:50:01 PM »
Quote from: brimic on February 26, 2015, 01:30:21 PM
She might now....

I had the odd thought of her showing up with an weirdly shaped little leather purse...
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