Dear patient, you have hypertension and you really should take your medication for it. I understand that you are facing a jail sentence, and you are skipping your meds to drive up your blood pressure in the hope that the jail will not take you. You should not ask me to lie to the judge about this. This only convinces me all the more that the best place for you clinically is in the jail. There, the nurse will watch you take your blood pressure medication, and I bet your blood pressure will become as right as rain! You can thank me later.