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Bruce Jenner, Republican
« on: April 25, 2015, 11:25:30 AM »
Bruce Jenner "came out" as a Republican in a Diane Sawyer interview, and the sound of liberal heads exploding could be heard round the world.

Progressives: "Unlike you evil conservatives, we support Bruce Jenner in his brave decision. Wait, he's a Republican? FOAD Bruce Jenner!"

http://twitchy.com/2015/04/24/bruce-jenner-just-trolled-the-entire-media-says-of-course-im-a-republican/
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Re: Bruce Jenner, Republican
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2015, 12:10:38 PM »
My guess is that the volcano erupting in Chile and the earthquake in Nepal are collateral damage from all those liberal/progressive heads esplodin' at the same time.
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Re: Bruce Jenner, Republican
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2015, 12:31:53 PM »
Reminds me of something I heard on the radio a few years back...

Talk show host was talking about the liberal hatefest over a local TEA rally.
A caller idintified him/herself as a transgengered, had been at the rally, posted a puc of the rally on facebook along with a simple comment on how friendly and welcoming everyone there is.  Transgengered caller said he/she was immediately spammed with hate messages from his/her liberal/gay 'friends' and was unfriended by a lot of them.
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Re: Bruce Jenner, Republican
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2015, 04:04:18 PM »
Reminds me of something I heard on the radio a few years back...

Talk show host was talking about the liberal hatefest over a local TEA rally.
A caller idintified him/herself as a transgengered, had been at the rally, posted a puc of the rally on facebook along with a simple comment on how friendly and welcoming everyone there is.  Transgengered caller said he/she was immediately spammed with hate messages from his/her liberal/gay 'friends' and was unfriended by a lot of them.


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Re: Bruce Jenner, Republican
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2015, 07:35:54 PM »
He probably did his own taxes and went "oh *expletive deleted*it! *expletive deleted*ck the democrats!"
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Re: Bruce Jenner, Republican
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2015, 08:26:56 PM »
So the Twits are asking whether Republicans will accept him, and I guess they imagine Republicans chasing him away from the voting booth, or something. No, wait, I've got it. If no Republicans ask the weird-looking man/woman to join them on the campaign bus, that means they hatez the elgy-beeties, right?
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Re: Bruce Jenner, Republican
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 06:07:25 PM »
Mark Steyn, the only reason to ever click nationalreview.com:

http://www.steynonline.com/6938/patients-and-panderers
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Can we make Bruce Jenner the GOP presidential nominee? He seems a sensible sort, as far as one can tell. Most Republicans do their "transitioning" between the November election night and the first "bipartisan" thousand-page omnibus bill the following January. I'd be happy to have a guy who's got it out of the way beforehand. If I understand him correctly, Mr Jenner, after completing his transition, intends to continue dating women. So he would be the first female transgender lesbian president. If that's what it takes to beat Hillary, let's go for it. Real hope, and real change.
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