I had thought about giving my wife a short tour of the goat rodeo known as Gatlinburg (about 2.5 hours from me), but I'm not driving all that way just to see fake chalets and go to pancake houses. So I thought about taking her to the Southern Cultural Establishment known as "Dollywood." Only to find out tickets are 62 dollars, per person, per day. Which seems really high to me just to ride a few rollercoasters, eat a soft serve cone, and look at hillbilly relics inside reconstructed log cabins.
Maybe we'll just ride the BRP instead.