Low Quality Stalkers

[roo_ster]

Woman keys cheating boyfriend’s car, misspells ‘whore’

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/260686/woman-keys-cheating-boyfriends-car-misspells-whore/

A 20-year-old from Stamford, Connecticut, is being charged with allegedly keying her ex-boyfriend’s and friend’s cars, damaging their tires, and being a poor speller.

Shannon Csapilla is suspected of damaging the vehicles in the belief that her ex-boyfriend had been involved with her friend. Police settled on that as the motive because Csapilla’s friend’s, or like ex-friend’s, car also bore the word “wore” scratched into the paint of the car.

Unless her idea of getting revenge is to key someone’s car with the past tense of the word “wear” it’s safe to assume Csapilla was accusing her friend of loose moral virtue and, in her fury, forgot the “h.”

Never got involved directly with a stalker chick.  A buddy did and she left whole paragraphs of angry text on his windshield in lipstick.  I told him it was a mistake and the krayzee was strong in this one.  Turns out that Yoda could have taught her a thing or two in the grammar and spelling departments.

[AJ Dual]

But... the sex is amazing.

[MillCreek]

"You wore!" just does not have the same ring to it.

[cassandra and sara's daddy]

But... the sex is amazing.

So true


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[SADShooter]

"You wore!" just does not have the same ring to it.

To be generous, maybe she was planning to write "wore out" as an anatomical reference and was interrupted?

OK, probably not.

[brimic]

But... the sex is amazing.

Yep.

[vaskidmark]

 Stefan Sirucek (the repotologist responsible for that article) does not have much room to make fun of Ms. Csapilla

Police settled on that as the motive because Csapilla’s friend’s, or like ex-friend’s, car also bore the word “wore” scratched into the paint of the car.

I'll give the class a while to see if they can explain what's not going on there.

And no fair blaming that on the typesetter - they stopped using them ages ago; composing goes straight from the reportologist's computer to the press setup.

stay safe.

[birdman]

But... the sex is amazing.

Yup.  Been there, done that.  My friends used to joke, if a chick was psycho and lived in Boston, I'd get to her eventually.

[HeroHog]

...she left whole paragraphs of angry text on his windshield in lipstick.

Coke will get that right off. Don't ask how I know...

[Hawkmoon]

And no fair blaming that on the typesetter - they stopped using them ages ago; composing goes straight from the reportologist's computer to the press setup.

Yes -- without any bleedin' copy editing.