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A real vampire in the ER
« on: October 15, 2015, 01:40:34 PM »
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2015, 04:22:44 PM »
Remember kiddies, reality doesn't matter! Do whatever you feel!
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2015, 05:58:40 PM »
That's when you smile, nod, and shoot them in the head.
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2015, 06:05:49 PM »
That's when you smile, nod, and shoot them in the head drive a stake through their heart.

FTFY. Don't you know anything about vampires?
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2015, 07:02:35 PM »
That's when you smile, nod, and shoot them in the head.

Oh, if only there was a CPT code for that!
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2015, 08:58:00 PM »
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2015, 09:49:37 PM »
I really don't find this strange at all.  =|

I guess I should consider finding a new line of work.


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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2015, 12:21:21 AM »
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2015, 02:24:51 AM »
Paging Dr. Van Helsing, Dr. Van Helsing the the white  courtesy phone please.
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2015, 03:29:27 AM »
People like this make me want to facepalm.

Is there really not enough crazy crap going on in the world? Do people really have to manufacture MORE of it?

And logically, one could point out to this "vampire" that "real vampires" don't need to fear disease.

Somebody should have threatened to turn them in to the Camarilla for Masquerade violations...  :laugh:
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Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2015, 06:53:45 AM »
She isn't hurting anyone with her lifestyle choice, though it is about as annoying as one of them bronies.
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Re: Re: A real vampire in the ER
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2015, 11:40:18 AM »
I really don't find this strange at all.  =|

I guess I should consider finding a new line of work.


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