Global WAAAAARMING! Global WAAAAARIMING!

[Hawkmoon]

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2015/1101/Antarctica-is-actually-gaining-ice-says-NASA.-Is-global-warming-over

It appears that Antarctica has been gaining ice rather than losing ice over the past couple of decades.

Never fear, though. The people who discovered this have already figured out how to spin it such that GLOBAL WAAAAARMING is still a threat.

[TechMan]

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2015/1101/Antarctica-is-actually-gaining-ice-says-NASA.-Is-global-warming-over

It appears that Antarctica has been gaining ice rather than losing ice over the past couple of decades.

Never fear, though. The people who discovered this have already figured out how to spin it such that GLOBAL WAAAAARMING is still a threat.

Have you forgotten?  They thought of this and that's why they now call it Climate Change.   ZOMG!!!! LOOK!!!11!!!  Antarctica is gaining more ice than usual, it's Climate Change's fault!!! We must do something!

[Ben]

Also enjoyable is that it's decreasing sea level by around 1/4mm per year. 

[Hawkmoon]

Another article on the same topic: http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/617144/Antarctica-not-shrinking-growing-ice-caps-melting

[MechAg94]

They have been trying to claim Antarctica was melting for 20 years.  I have yet to see it actually proven.