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Re: Tip your waiter with eternal life
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2016, 05:14:25 PM »
And ...?

Is she still your girlfriend?

Well yes of course she thought it was hilarious

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Re: Tip your waiter with eternal life
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2016, 05:15:13 PM »
crazy street people.

Dallas crazy street people?  Special breed there.

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Re: Tip your waiter with eternal life
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2016, 06:07:54 PM »
And grounds for a beating in the other 14.


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Re: Tip your waiter with eternal life
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2016, 06:46:04 PM »
Don't rule out the smart-azzed teenager possibility...

This. It is possible that someone found one, or was given one, and thought it would be funny to tip with it.


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Re: Re: Tip your waiter with eternal life
« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2016, 11:20:24 PM »
Dallas crazy street people?  Special breed there.
True that.

  But like the gal in the airplane! movie that speaks jive, my wife can speak crazy.  Despite not looking or acting the least bit crazy her own self.  Its a gift i suppose.
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Re: Re: Tip your waiter with eternal life
« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2016, 01:15:54 AM »
True that.

  But like the gal in the airplane! movie that speaks jive, my wife can speak crazy.  Despite not looking or acting the least bit crazy her own self.  Its a gift i suppose.

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