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When furries attack...
« on: April 29, 2016, 09:49:36 AM »
http://patch.com/maryland/northbaltimore/bomb-threat-forces-evacuation-fox-45-news-station

Baltimore cops over-react to another guy with a fake weapon. They're even shooting white guys now! Due to some white privilege they gave him at the hospital, he is still alive.
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 10:14:17 AM »
Furry lives matter!


(Not much...unless they're hot female furries...but they matter.)

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In addition to the panda onesie, the man was wearing a surgical mask and red-type flotation device that was made to look like it had explosives attached, according to Smith. In actuality, the items were candy bars wrapped in aluminum foil with wires connecting them, linked to a small motherboard, Smith said. A wire also ran down the sleeve of his jacket into his hand, to appear as though it was capable of detonating something, he added.

Act crazy while wearing what appears to be a bomb, and a head shot sounds like a pretty good response.

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A robot was used to remove his clothing,

Probably also on his fantasy list.

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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2016, 10:16:31 AM »
Furry lives matter!


(Not much...unless they're hot female furries...but they matter.)

I'm not gonna judge your lifestyle man.
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2016, 10:18:39 AM »
I'm not gonna judge your lifestyle man.

Just makes skinning your catch a bit more interesting.

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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2016, 10:27:46 AM »
Probably also on his fantasy list.

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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2016, 11:02:42 AM »
IIRC, it was a panda suit he was wearing.

And pandas are half-black... so IMO, this one could go either way.  =|
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2016, 11:37:30 AM »
IIRC, it was a panda suit he was wearing.

And pandas are half-black... so IMO, this one could go either way.  =|
Would that qualify as wearing black face?
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2016, 02:12:50 PM »
IIRC, it was a panda suit he was wearing.

So now he's a sad panda?

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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2016, 02:33:40 PM »
We he be sentenced to the island of misfit mascots?  Or he can become the "Don't Sue People" Panda.
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2016, 03:49:48 PM »
He was dressed in a furry costume?

Has anyone heard from Jamis lately?
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2016, 04:39:19 PM »
He was dressed in a furry costume?

Has anyone heard from Jamis lately?

Not unless he was on painters' stilts.


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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2016, 04:43:24 PM »
Not unless he was on painters' stilts.




OK... is it wrong that I laughed at that?

Laughed hard?

Didn't think so!
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Re: When furries attack...
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2016, 04:54:55 PM »
IIRC, it was a panda suit he was wearing.

And pandas are half-black... so IMO, this one could go either way.  =|

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