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Darwin was cheated
« on: July 04, 2016, 05:18:57 PM »
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/guy-accidentally-shoots-self-face-163120167.html

Dood thought it was a good idea to shoot himself in the face with a roman candle ... at point-blank range.
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Re: Darwin was cheated
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2016, 10:52:15 PM »
Just where was the "accidental" part?
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Re: Darwin was cheated
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2016, 08:50:34 AM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/homemade-sparkler-bomb-severely-injures-texas-teen-n603646

I didn't know what a sparkler bomb was, but it sounds like something I need to try (at a distance).
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Re: Darwin was cheated
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2016, 12:24:13 PM »
I Googled them last year and they are frighteningly powerful!
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Re: Darwin was cheated
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2016, 12:32:52 PM »
I never heard of a "sparkler bomb" before . . . good thing I didn't think of making a "big sparkler" by igniting a bundle of them when I was a kid!!!
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