Jayne Says: That's Why I Never Kiss Them On The Lips

[roo_ster]

http://www.sciencealert.com/study-links-an-obscure-virus-to-infertility-and-it-can-spread-with-a-kiss

An obscure virus spread through kissing has been linked to infertility, study finds

Researchers in Italy have found evidence to suggest that an obscure virus spread through saliva - i.e. kissing - might actually be linked to unexplained infertility in women.

As well as giving you second thoughts the next time you lock lips with someone, the discovery could also offer hope and a new treatment option to some of the 10 percent of women who have problems conceiving children.

Yep, count on the Italians to figure this one out, what with all their latin lip-locking and so forth.  I wonder if the French were in cahoots or in competition with the Italians on the study?

I will post here the wisdom of the Georgia Satellites:

"Keep Your Hands To Yourself"

I got a little change in my pocket going ching-a-ling-a-ling
Wanna call you on the telephone, baby, give you a ring
But each time we talk, I get the same old thing
Always, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"

Ooh, baby, baby, baby, why you gonna treat me this way?
You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same way
That's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
And said, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"

You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
That's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sin
I said, "Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life"
She said, "No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife"
My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"

[Devonai]

The more important point was that Vera was still a fair trade.

[makattak]

The more important point was that Vera was still a fair trade.

A trade? Hell, it's theft. This the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!

[MechAg94]

The more important point was that Vera was still a fair trade.

Yeah, because someone would have to keep that redhead tied up to keep her from stealing your ship and....... .......and I probably shouldn't go there.

[Angel Eyes]

A trade? Hell, it's theft. This the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!

Go play with your rain stick.

[Jamisjockey]

Good thing I waited until marriage for my first kiss.

[RocketMan]

Good thing I waited until marriage for my first kiss.

"Huh."  That explains a few things.