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Perd Hapley

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Moar anti-gun stupid
« on: August 03, 2016, 05:26:50 PM »
File under terribly poor journalism:

http://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2016/07/30/musicians-killed-by-guns-1950-present/

Featuring such horribly-written and/or mendaciously misleading gems as:

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While gun-related violence as a whole seems to be growing, it’s also difficult to ignore that the cries are becoming ever louder for stricter gun-control laws to be put into place.

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Samuel Cook, better known by his professional name Sam Cooke...was signed to a five-year contract for American businessman Allen Klein. Unfortunately, he was never able to finish his contract as he was fatally shot on December 11, 1964, the victim of a reportedly gunshot wound that pierced his heart by Hacienda Hotel manager Bertha Franklin. Franklin claimed that Cooke entered into the manager’s office in a rage with only his shoe and a sports coat on, and violently grabbed her. After grappling with her, Franklin got her gun and fired, killing Cooke a month before his 34th birthday.


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Besides bringing to rise the teen pop and dance-pop trends first started in the 70’s but continued during the 1980’s the 90’s saw the rise of the golden age of hip-hop. This was also the decade that saw more gun-related deaths in the industry than the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and 80’s combined.  One of the most tragic deaths during this time, besides the events of Kurt Cobain, Selena, Tupac, and Notorious B.I.G., among others, was none other than troubled Plasmatics singer, songwriter, and actress Wendy O. Williams...Williams ultimately died by a self-inflicted gunshot wound a month and a half before turning 49. On April 6, 1998, she had left Swenson, a significant other, a package that included noodles he liked, several other items, and a living will. Before this, she had already tried committing suicide in 1993 by hammering a knife into her chest, and once again by drug overdose in 1997. During a memorial, Plasmatics co-members played a six-song set.



Edit: Changed "awfully" to "horribly." I would have changed it to "garbagely," but that's not a word I wish to invent.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2016, 05:40:10 PM »
Good editing is a lost art.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2016, 06:23:39 PM »
So if Bertha Franklin had stopped the threat with a table lamp, what then?

By the way, where was he wearing the shoe?

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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2016, 06:42:42 PM »
So Franklin defended herself? Why are they talking like it's a bad thing?

Why is this Williams the most tragic of all the deaths? Who the hell is Williams? And why do they keep trying to bring suicide into the stats? Gah! :facepalm: :mad:
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2016, 07:12:38 PM »
So Franklin defended herself? Why are they talking like it's a bad thing?

Why is this Williams the most tragic of all the deaths? Who the hell is Williams? And why do they keep trying to bring suicide into the stats?


And why do these websites publish the barely-legible scrabblings of mentally-challenged four-year-olds?
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2016, 07:18:42 PM »

And why do these websites publish the barely-legible scrabblings of mentally-challenged four-year-olds?

Because they can't find anything better.

Trying to diagram some of the [alleged] sentences in any of your quotes would end up with a diagram that looks like a football coach's blackboard talk for an end-around, tackle eligible, double reverse.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2016, 09:08:37 PM »
Trying to diagram some of the [alleged] sentences...


A fella could really hurt himself trying to do that.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2016, 09:32:34 PM »
Where are the stats on migraines induced by trying to read bad journalism?
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2016, 10:03:02 PM »
It reads like a high school English paper.  I give it a C.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2016, 10:07:02 PM »
It reads like a high school English paper.  I give it a C.


I've seen college papers that were as bad, if not worse.

(No, they weren't mine.)
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2016, 11:10:29 PM »
It reads like a high school English paper.  I give it a C.

I wish my high school English teachers had graded that easy.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2016, 03:31:22 PM »

I've seen college papers that were as bad, if not worse.

(No, they weren't mine.)

I've seen, and written, better in high school, and seen worse in college.

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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2016, 05:21:00 PM »
I've seen, and written, better in high school, and seen worse in college.


If you're not writing more coherently than that in high school, I suspect you never will.
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2016, 06:50:30 PM »

If you're not writing more coherently than that in high school, I suspect you never will.

Especially now that nobody who is in a position to affect your grades or your paycheck cares ...
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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2016, 08:31:58 PM »
Especially now that nobody who is in a position to affect your grades or your paycheck cares ...

True.  Some of the boners I've seen on websites...  My favorite was the child development website that (paraphrased) said: "Productive career nurturing children".  Except that they misspelled "nurturing" as "neutering".  Which isn't good, though I'm sure there's a few here that would think that to be a great job.

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Re: Moar anti-gun stupid
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2016, 09:41:02 PM »
Maybe not a great job but certainly a much needed service.
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