Would it be so bad if Americans actually got to choose their president ?
Now, now, Mr. Chester ... calm down. How long have you been having these delusions of the populace actually having any influence on who wins an election?
No, no, really ... I know the idea seems very real and logical to you. That's why we call it a "delusion." It seems to be extremely vivid and lifelike, but it has no basis in reality. Now, you go home and think about that, and I'll see you on Thursday at 2:30.