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Eat a bag of male genitalia
« on: October 27, 2016, 10:57:39 AM »
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2016, 11:06:18 AM »
Yes, but are they sugar free Haribo dicks?
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2016, 11:34:29 AM »
Quote from: bedlamite on October 27, 2016, 11:06:18 AM
Yes, but are they sugar free Haribo dicks?

Now that could be entertaining revenge, as your target is rectally expelling colorful undigested gelatinous penises.
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2016, 06:01:31 PM »
Quote from: bedlamite on October 27, 2016, 11:06:18 AM
Yes, but are they sugar free Haribo dicks?

Sugar free?  They should be salty, not sweet.
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2016, 06:28:00 PM »
http://www.skdtac.com/skd-bag-of-dicks-p/skd.808.htm

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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2016, 09:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 27, 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Sugar free?  They should be salty, not sweet.

The sugar free gunny bears are known for giving diarrhea, just realized that diarrhea is a weird word when spelled out.
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2016, 09:14:43 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 27, 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Sugar free?  They should be salty, not sweet.

That sounds like the voice of experience...
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2016, 06:38:30 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on October 27, 2016, 06:28:00 PM
Still waiting on a NSN or CAGE code but should be coming along soon.

I can get you started:

CAGE: 81955

NSN: 8105-00-065-4199
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2016, 09:36:02 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on October 27, 2016, 09:14:43 PM
That sounds like the voice of experience...

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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2016, 08:39:12 PM »
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2016, 01:54:55 AM »
If they were hard candies they would be considered obscene.
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2016, 02:29:48 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 27, 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Sugar free?  They should be salty, not sweet.

To expand a bit on what freakazoid said, specifically with Haribo Sugar Free Gummy bears, is that if you stick to the recommended serving size(like a small handful), you're fine.  If you eat an entire bag of them though, which is really easy to do because they're apparently very tasty gummy bears, the formulation they used will give you diarrhea.  Diarrhea apparently sufficient to make dysentary sufferers go 'Damn!' and lift masses to orbit.

Add in some very well written Amazon reviews of the sort Lawdog might write, and you have an internet meme.  Thus the donations of said gummi bears to the protestors in Oregon along with the George Takei endorsed 55 gallon barrel of lube. 

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA

https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2016, 10:08:28 PM »
Happens all the time in Seattle.  I didn't care for them...

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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2016, 01:11:32 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 27, 2016, 06:01:31 PM
Sugar free?  They should be salty, not sweet.

And you would know this, how?
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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2016, 01:23:29 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on November 01, 2016, 01:11:32 AM
And you would know this, how?

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Well, that's what your mom told me.  grin

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Re: Eat a bag of male genitalia
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2016, 06:17:54 PM »
^^^ Wouldn't have been my Mom.  She's in a memory care facility.  It's that Alzheimer's thing.
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