Trump is so unimaginative. Why the heck doesn't his tower have special elevators, that jolt and vibrate just enough to feel like they're going up but actually sit still for about an hour before releasing the uninvited guest back onto the ground floor with security waiting? I mean, Disney had those in the 1980s. Imagine the fun video of bozos like Moore starting to wonder if they're going to the stratosphere, then maybe figuring it out eventually.
