jfruser, I'm surprised to see you so openly displaying your admiration for this man's equipment. It's heart-warming to see such open-mindedness toward expanding your sexual orientation.
Yeah, well my company is now requiring employees to go to
re-education camp diversity training this year. I figure I better warm up to the idea that sexual deviancy, melannin content in one's skin, and cultural backgrounds that include female genital mutilation are key to my company's growth as an engineering powerhouse.
I figure I can increase the odds of promotion and being assigned to a managerial position by coming out as queer in the coming year. Hey, it worked for the post-op transsexual* down the hall.
* This...thing has me really confused. It/he/she/whatever formerly had a man's tackle box, now has reconstructed female doo-dads, but is attracted to other gals. Why do I think that the operation & homone shots didn't make it a happier...thing?
