Author Topic: Amazon Offers Free Same Day Pooping (in select areas)  (Read 684 times)

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Amazon Offers Free Same Day Pooping (in select areas)
« on: December 01, 2017, 03:35:53 PM »
Guy's surveillance camera catches Amazon third party delivery person pooping in his driveway. I like how he made the supervisor come out and clean it up.  :laugh:

Adding insult to injury, the delivery the next day involved throwing the package 20 feet. Whether reprisal for complaining or a separate incident, the article did not say. It all certainly jumps off the other thread we have going on deliveries. These third part operators must be scooping up drivers from homeless encampments or something for the seasonal work.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html
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Re: Amazon Offers Free Same Day Pooping (in select areas)
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2017, 03:50:09 PM »
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Re: Re: Amazon Offers Free Same Day Pooping (in select areas)
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2017, 06:40:40 PM »
Good for one roll of Charmin?
Under the circumstances I'd prefer a pressure washer. But in reality it's probably for a pooper scooper.

At least Gigas customer is doing well earning some money for the coming garden season.

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Re: Amazon Offers Free Same Day Pooping (in select areas)
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2017, 07:00:10 PM »
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