R.I.P. Scout26
An Antarctic worker stabs his coworker because the coworker keeps telling him how books he's reading end. In Russia, book ends you!https://www.foxnews.com/world/antarctic-scientist-stabbed-colleague-on-remote-research-station-because-he-kept-tell-him-the-endings-of-books-report
Let's see, isolated, extreme environment and your only escape is into literature to help keep your sanity.And your co-worker purposefully is ruining that escape for you. Since he didn't die, I suppose it isn't Darwin Award worthy, but he sure did all he could to earn one.
On my first boat we had a big stack of John D. McDonald books. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._MacDonaldOn the last West Pac deployment I was on it became a "thing" to swipe the last 4-5 pages out of a book and then ransom them to the reader for geedunk.