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Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« on: November 02, 2018, 03:47:40 PM »
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2018, 03:52:30 PM »
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#MeTuna
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2018, 04:19:58 PM »
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You're delicious even without any tartar sauce.

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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2018, 04:33:33 PM »
Sounds like she worked out a deal with someone in the press - you give me publicity, and I'll give you a weird, sexy story.
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2018, 05:09:23 PM »
Which half is the fish, the top half or bottom half?  ???
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2018, 05:10:10 PM »
Where is the front hole?
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2018, 05:12:23 PM »
Is this the person whose OB/GYN played a prank on her and she ended up with a blue fin?
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2018, 05:30:37 PM »
Quote from: Warren on November 02, 2018, 05:12:23 PM
Is this the person whose OB/GYN played a prank on her and she ended up with a blue fin?

I thought that was more along the lines of a blue waffle type of thing.

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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2018, 05:43:20 PM »
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2018, 06:41:58 PM »
I thought this was going to have something to do with Merv Griffin (which would be weird, cuz he's been dead for about 10 years)
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2018, 08:05:18 PM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on November 02, 2018, 06:41:58 PM
I thought this was going to have something to do with Merv Griffin (which would be weird, cuz he's been dead for about 10 years)
That wouldn't stop some people from . . . uh . . . well . . .

. . . never mind.  :O 
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2018, 08:17:09 PM »
Quote from: HankB on November 02, 2018, 08:05:18 PM
That wouldn't stop some people from . . . uh . . . well . . .

. . . never mind.  :O 


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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2018, 11:08:45 PM »
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Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?

Okay, I asked. The answer was, "No."
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Re: Ask yourself honestly: are you a mervert?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2018, 07:27:31 AM »
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while one leered: "I love to watch you swim.”

Wow. What a horrible thing for someone to say to a person who makes it a career swimming as a mermaid at events...

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But that doesn’t stop her receiving regular propositions from creepy admirers asking her to take special pictures or trying to start a relationship.

The absolute gall! How dare someone try to start a relationship!
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