A $30 hot dog, but I would eat it

[MillCreek]

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/18/761627206/for-arizona-baseball-fans-a-stadium-bratwurst-meant-to-blow-their-mind?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_term=nprnews&utm_campaign=npr&fbclid=IwAR0J7P2DOdRFR29x8Eyf0SN8NaNXdgX_DSN6GjiX0CCS1wHRcBQYVLLJxSU&fbclid=IwAR1IDLRKky6ps0Qs7LlBokZzhpgme_3djblV3pCr8kt6GejyTIi1lQH3vu8

https://www.si.com/eats/2019/03/20/arizona-diamondbacks-hot-dogs-chase-field-chef-price-ingredients

I would try all of these, especially the breakfast dog.  The Reuben dog was possibly ruined by having mac and cheese on it.  I would prefer a straight Reuben approach.

[Hawkmoon]

I wouldn't try any of them.

Chase Field is among the stadiums nationwide that now tout menus brimming with outrageous edible novelties.

"We are always trying to create, basically, restaurant quality food in a ballpark," Tilder says. "When people come in we want to blow their mind."

If I were to go to a ball park, I would NOT be looking for "edible novelties," especially not outrageous ones. I'd be looking for an all-American hot dog, preferably with brown mustard. If I want restaurant quality food, I'll go to a restaurant -- where they have, like tables, and knives and forks, and actual plates.

And I'm not impressed by a puny 18-inch hot dog. There's a place a few miles up the road from home that's known for their 24-inch hot dogs -- and they cost a lot less than $30.

[MechAg94]

None of that looks like something easy to eat at your seat.  

[Brad Johnson]

The Reuben dog was possibly ruined by having mac and cheese on it.

You, sir, are un-American. Shame, shame, shame...

It could be floating in a bathtub of mac & cheese and it wouldn't be enough.

Brad

[MechAg94]

You, sir, are un-American. Shame, shame, shame...

It could be floating in a bathtub of mac & cheese and it wouldn't be enough.

Brad

No room at your seat for a bathtub of mac & cheese.  You should already have a bathtub of beer.

[MillCreek]

You, sir, are un-American. Shame, shame, shame...

It could be floating in a bathtub of mac & cheese and it wouldn't be enough.

Brad

I have certainly been known to put cut-up hotdogs into the classic blue box mac and cheese, if that is somewhat redeeming.

[Jamisjockey]

I wouldn't try any of them.

If I were to go to a ball park, I would NOT be looking for "edible novelties," especially not outrageous ones. I'd be looking for an all-American hot dog, preferably with brown mustard. If I want restaurant quality food, I'll go to a restaurant -- where they have, like tables, and knives and forks, and actual plates.

And I'm not impressed by a puny 18-inch hot dog. There's a place a few miles up the road from home that's known for their 24-inch hot dogs -- and they cost a lot less than $30.

You’re Clearly not their target audience then

[Perd Hapley]

Brown mustard? Kraut? Mac and cheese? What's next; ketchup? Savages. A pox on all your tiny houses.

Yellow mustard, and maybe some pepper or hot pickles. Nothing else is allowed, you boorish philistines.

[charby]

Nothing else is allowed, you boorish philistines.

I think you're the "boar"ish philistine.

Actually the no ketchup thing on a hotdog is rooted in Chicago, Chicago is in Illinois, Illinois is communist, hence you are a "boar"ish Communist.

[Ben]

I think you're the "boar"ish philistine.

Actually the no ketchup thing on a hotdog is rooted in Chicago, Chicago is in Illinois, Illinois is communist, hence you are a "boar"ish Communist.

You tell him! Anyone who doesn't like kraut on a dog is a commie pinko.

[charby]

You tell him! Anyone who doesn't like kraut on a dog is a commie pinko.

He probably doesn't even have a mason jar of homemade kraut in his fridge.

[Hawkmoon]

You’re Clearly not their target audience then

True.

[Doggy Daddy]

You’re Clearly not their target audience then

True.

Virtue signal received, loud and clear.   

[Angel Eyes]

Brown mustard? Kraut? Mac and cheese? What's next; ketchup?

https://youtu.be/ZpZ_fakwSwc

[dogmush]

I would try all of them, I like new and interesting food.  Worst case I don't like it after one bite, and go on with my life.  Best case I have tried something new and had a good time.

Do I have to go to a baseball game though?  That's a deal breaker.  Uber Eats delivery maybe?

[Perd Hapley]

He probably doesn't even have a mason jar of homemade kraut in his fridge.

Not if I can help it.

[230RN]

Why do you need to refrigerate sauerkraut?  Isn't it rotten cabbage anyhow?

I never tried ketchup on a hot dog, although I like mayonnaise on them. If you don't, you're a commie pinko obstructionist.

Anyhing I like but you don't makes you a commie pinko obstructionist.

I'll try ketchup on a hot dog.  If I like it and  you don't you're a commie pinko obstructionist.  If I don't like it and you do, you're a commie pinko obstructionist.