Poll

Which scented log do you want to use in your fire place?

KFC chicken
3 (11.1%)
Pumpkin spice
5 (18.5%)
Hormel bacon
19 (70.4%)

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Fly320s

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You must choose one.
« on: October 26, 2020, 11:01:52 AM »
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Re: You must choose one.
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2020, 11:03:00 AM »
No SPAM?

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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2020, 11:04:11 AM »
Bacon
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Re: You must choose one.
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2020, 11:05:29 AM »
Chicken, because at least I'll have it.

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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2020, 11:31:01 AM »
Bacon. You can eat most anything if you wrap enough bacon around it.

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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2020, 11:37:31 AM »
It's America, I don't have to chose, I burn all of them and piss my neighborhood off. (Chimney that is properly up drafting shouldn't be putting smoke or scents back in the house.)

I have a KFC about a block north of my house, if we get the right speed of a north wind it smells like fried chicken. 1 mile south is a soybean animal feed processor (soybean crusher for oil and roaster for protein), south wind means a sweet roasting smell. 2 miles east is a soybean fermenter, east winds don't smell so nice.

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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2020, 11:59:35 AM »
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Re: You must choose one.
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2020, 12:08:41 PM »
Old rubber soled boots and shoes that I get at the Goodwill store.  It's a lot easier than cutting a tire into bite-sized pieces :D  The neighbors love it!
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2020, 06:45:23 PM »
Merge these threads !

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=63182.

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=63183.0

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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2020, 07:56:48 PM »
Is this thread what happens when APS' annual trip to Yankee Candle is called off, due to virus?
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2020, 08:50:21 PM »
Local Walmart has an endcap of the KFC logs.  You can smell them from 20' away.

Beats the hell out of smelling some of the customers....
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2020, 08:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Cliffh on October 26, 2020, 08:50:21 PM
Local Walmart has an endcap of the KFC logs.  You can smell them from 20' away.

Beats the hell out of smelling some of the customers....

Cliff, if we've told you once, we've told you a thousand times: Stop smelling the customers!  Now get back to stocking the chicken logs.
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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2020, 09:03:05 PM »
Doing the Bidem Sniff?
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Re: You must choose one.
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2020, 09:23:05 PM »
Without pumpkin spice,  there is no Southern Tier Pumking....
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2020, 07:12:42 PM »
You mean I can't follow the example of our illustrious leader?
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