OK, I didn't get the movie reference at first since I try to avoid bad movies (along with bad music, bad food, etc.)
As for "What Would Jesus Drive" I remember discussing that at work - consensus was a big, extended-cab pickup truck.
After all, unlike the environuts who first posed the question,
He had an honest job - carpenter - and later on, got a dozen apprentices . . . though at least one of them didn't work out so well.