I still prefer to roll my own. With one modification to my operation I could have an infinite supply of bacon.
Ummm. I'm not sure how to approach this subject with you, seeing as we are sort of internet friends, or at least internet aquaintences.
But, and correct me if I'm wrong here, I'm pretty sure that there are laws in all 57 states against doing that.
And besides, I'm not sure that even if you did it would take.
And if it did take, can you imagine all the comments that would be made? I mean, seriously, do you really want folks talking trash like that about someonr you are - pardon the phrase - porking?
stay safe.