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Bacon Shortage PSA
« on: October 12, 2012, 05:20:41 PM »
A PSA to help you prepare for the bacon shortage, courtesy of Ron F'ing Swanson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mc6PMCx36Qw
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 09:18:58 PM »
Swanson is inadequately stocked with bacon.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 09:47:39 PM »
I put that on FB, to help spread awareness.

Swanson is inadequately stocked with bacon.

Inncorrect. He only was showing us a few of his hiding spots. Only a fool would show them all.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 09:49:10 PM »
I still prefer to roll my own.  With one modification to my operation I could have an infinite supply of bacon.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 09:53:24 PM »
I still prefer to roll my own.  With one modification to my operation I could have an infinite supply of bacon.

Hey EVERYBODY! Bacon shortage party at RKL's house! All you can eat bacon!
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 10:34:43 PM »
I put that on FB, to help spread awareness.

Inncorrect. He only was showing us a few of his hiding spots. Only a fool would show them all.

And Ron Swanson is no fool when it comes to bacon (and eggs)!
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 06:48:08 AM »
I still prefer to roll my own.  With one modification to my operation I could have an infinite supply of bacon.

Ummm.  I'm not sure how to approach this subject with you, seeing as we are sort of internet friends, or at least internet aquaintences.

But, and correct me if I'm wrong here, I'm pretty sure that there are laws in all 57 states against doing that.

And besides, I'm not sure that even if you did it would take.

And if it did take, can you imagine all the comments that would be made?  I mean, seriously, do you really want folks talking trash like that about someonr you are - pardon the phrase - porking?

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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2021, 09:30:01 AM »
https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/29/economy/bacon-prices-skyrocketing-pork/index.html

It is time to dust off the bacon shortage PSA for a new era and stock up.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2021, 10:02:57 AM »
Assuming one used one's special pig farm for intruder disposal...
 
Would you sugar cure the bacon, or smoke it?
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2021, 10:05:18 AM »
Yes
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And sometimes goes on and on and on.

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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2021, 10:20:15 AM »
I bought bacon last week for the first time in a couple of months. I was kind of startled how much prices had gone up.

I'm thinking I'm going to buy a couple more packs and freeze it. Given that I don't use a lot of bacon I may break it into half packs and vacuum seal them in half or quarter pound packages.

I mainly use bacon for cooking; only rarely do I make it for eating.

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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2021, 10:48:04 AM »
What do you do with it after you cook it?
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2021, 10:50:45 AM »
What do you do with it after you cook it?

I use bacon primarily as part of other recipes -- soups, stews, chili, etc.

When I want something for breakfast, I prefer sausage or ham.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2021, 11:36:47 AM »
I bought a bunch of packages of bacon when KwikTrip had them on sale for $2 last year.  Haven't used it all up yet because I don't use it that often (more for seasoning green beans than anything else) but I am running low. 

I bought a 3# package of bacon ends and pieces at Walmart a week ago, and it's actually pretty good.  I don't remember what it cost but I think about $7.  I'm used to ends and pieces being irregular slices but this is little chunks.  It still fries up okay and makes a decent BLT.  It actually fries easier than sliced bacon.  I should get another package next time I goto Walmart and throw it in the freezer.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2021, 12:54:56 PM »
As if 2021 didn't suck enough already.

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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2021, 12:59:11 PM »
Benefits of living in the heartland, what is this bacon shortage y'all keep talking about?
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2021, 02:58:17 PM »
Can you make bacon from long pork?
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2021, 03:01:21 PM »
Can you make bacon from long pork?

Sure, why not?  I don't know if you'd want to, but you can.  [barf]
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2021, 03:22:10 PM »
Sure, why not?  I don't know if you'd want to, but you can.  [barf]
Agreed.  Most of those people don't believe in taking their worm medicine. 

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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2021, 04:04:45 PM »
Can you make bacon from long pork?

They make vegan bacon, so anything is possible.
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2021, 04:32:00 PM »
They make vegan bacon, so anything is possible.

What gets posted as soon as someone says "vegan bacon"?

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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2021, 05:22:12 PM »
Couple months ago, I paid a hair over $4 for a pound of bacon.

Last week, it was over $7 per pound, and that was the "sale" price......
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Re: Bacon Shortage PSA
« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2021, 10:31:12 PM »
A PSA to help you prepare for the bacon shortage, courtesy of Ron F'ing Swanson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mc6PMCx36Qw

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