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Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« on: March 14, 2022, 10:11:56 PM »
File under "rumor" for now, but Disney is allegedly planning to do a Firefly series on Disney+, with the same production team that did The Mandalorian.  Nothing officially confirmed.

https://movieweb.com/heres-what-to-expect-from-the-firefly-reboot-from-disney-plus/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfdJbKEcBbA

Personally I have misgivings about Disney touching Firefly, given their . . . uh . . . less than stellar handling of a certain other outer space franchise.
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2022, 10:21:56 PM »
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2022, 10:26:19 PM »
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2022, 10:30:36 PM »
It is my understanding that Disney has a lot of behind the scenes rules that all shows much follow which includes plenty of woke stuff.  Even if the original production team is involved, I doubt they would be free to do what they want.  I am also not certain if that means the original writers would be involved.
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2022, 10:32:09 PM »
Another question:  Since the original cast has moved on in many cases, would you want them to bring back some of the original cast taking place later?  Or figure out a story about another crew in a different part of that 'verse?
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2022, 01:02:01 AM »
I’m going to assume the reboot will be trash. Love to be proven wrong though.

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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2022, 06:44:22 AM »
"Personally I have misgivings about Disney touching Firefly, given their . . . uh . . . less than stellar handling of a certain other outer space franchise."

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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2022, 08:45:59 AM »
Pretty much any new princess from that bucket of bolts is going to screw things up.

Can you imagine a little four year old at Disney world getting pictures with the princesses? Mommy, mommy I wanna be a whore! Meanwhile dad is in the background thinking if you only knew kid...


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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2022, 11:08:12 AM »
Pretty much any new princess from that bucket of bolts is going to screw things up.

Can you imagine a little four year old at Disney world getting pictures with the princesses? Mommy, mommy I wanna be a whore! Meanwhile dad is in the background thinking if you only knew kid...


In other news Jane could be a princess!
Well, he/she/xe/whatever already has a girl's name . . .  :rofl:
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2022, 04:31:26 PM »
Well, he/she/xe/whatever already has a girl's name . . .  :rofl:

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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2022, 04:40:34 PM »
Meh, another attempt to siphon money off a nostalgic fan base.  I can't imagine it will be even watchable.

I'm also not much of a fan of the disney company, I don't wish to be a consumer of their products.

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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2022, 04:47:09 PM »
Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2022, 05:10:16 PM »
Well Jayne ain't a girl!

If he was, he'd be a powerful ugly woman.

Anyways, yeah, Disney sucks. Whoever their Jayne equivalent would be, they'd likely be a female gender tranny, and the new Mal would be a feminazi woman, because you couldn't, in these times, have a powerful female role like Zoe, where she just kicks ass without lecturing everybody about social responsibility.
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2022, 05:21:22 PM »
If he was, he'd be a powerful ugly woman.

Anyways, yeah, Disney sucks. Whoever their Jayne equivalent would be, they'd likely be a female gender tranny, and the new Mal would be a feminazi woman, because you couldn't, in these times, have a powerful female role like Zoe, where she just kicks ass without lecturing everybody about social responsibility.

He'll/she'll be the 90lb woman that can beat the crap out of a room full of 250lb special forces men without messing their hair up that Hollywood seems to be so fond of nowadays. You know the ones who can take twenty punches from Mike Tyson and then knock him out with a flick of their wrist. I mean it's like that Bambi vs Godzilla movie except Bambi wins.
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2022, 05:25:46 PM »
He'll/she'll be the 90lb woman that can beat the crap out of a room full of 250lb special forces men without messing their hair up that Hollywood seems to be so fond of nowadays. You know the ones who can take twenty punches from Mike Tyson and then knock him out with a flick of their wrist.

You realize Firefly already had that, right?
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2022, 05:27:08 PM »
You realize Firefly already had that, right?

Yup. But at least she was modified with unnatural reflexes and whatnot
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2022, 05:31:58 PM »
I'm sure it will be JUST FABULOUS!
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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2022, 07:38:25 PM »
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Re: Firefly reboot on Disney+?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2022, 08:21:57 PM »
If it’s Jon Favreau directing it like he does The Mandalorian it quite possibly will be good or even extremely good.

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