"Alexa, you sexy bitch, I'm awake."
the alarm shuts off
the overhead light comes on at about 20% brighting, shaded warm white
I stagger by my coffee setup on the way to the john, and hit the magic button.
I come out of the john, walk the cup to the fridge, pour in some half'n'half - the splenda and stirrer was already in the cup
"Alexa, you sexy bitch, play the news."
Then comes the problem. I tend to throw the cup of coffee at the sound of the speaker...