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Schmaltz
« on: January 04, 2025, 12:04:29 AM »
As noted in the self sufficiency forum, tomorrow is hen murder day.  One aspect of old hens is that because they don't put a lot energy in making eggs anymore they become rather obese.

Most of the meat will become dog food.  However dogs can't tolerate the quantity fat an old hen often contains.  So, I'll skin the birds (after plucking), and trim out as much fat as possible.  The skin will be made into chips and the rest of the fat also rendered with the skin.  When i culled a hen a couple years ago, that single bird yielded 1.5 pints of rendered oil.  That was exceptional, but half to a full pint is typical.

Super easy.  I find glass casserole dishes work great.  Put skin and some fat in the dish, sprinkle with salt to taste, and bake at 325F until the skin is crispy.  I dont add water.  I'll usually flip the skin when the top side is getting close to done.  Pour fat into Mason jars once you're sure it's fully dried out. It usually is when the skin chips are crispy, but an extra 20 minutes in the oven after removing the skin chips won't hurt it.

Some people add onion towards the end, but I have never bothered.

SWMBO doesn't like it for some reason, but it's my personal favorite oil for cooking eggs, potatoes, browning meat for a braise, etc.  My boys prefer it too. 

At room temp it's a cloudy thin jelly consistency.  In the fridge it will solidify but is easy to spoon out.  The freezer will make it quite hard, and also allow it to stay good a very, very long time.  Even in just the fridge I've kept the same jar for many months.  I do salt the skin and fat before rendering. And I make sure all moisture is driven off.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2025, 06:55:36 AM »
Wish you lived closer to me. I'd buy half a dozen of the old hens off you for stewing.

Incredible flavor in those old birds. A stewing hen makes for incredible Coq au vin.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2025, 12:25:28 PM »
Wish you lived closer to me. I'd buy half a dozen of the old hens off you for stewing.

Incredible flavor in those old birds. A stewing hen makes for incredible Coq au vin.

Ill probably stew a couple. But we raw feed the dogs, and SWMBO isn't a fan of stew hens most of the time.  I made coq au vin from a shagged out old rooster and she refused to even try it.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2025, 04:21:49 PM »
Ill probably stew a couple. But we raw feed the dogs, and SWMBO isn't a fan of stew hens most of the time.  I made coq au vin from a shagged out old rooster and she refused to even try it.

*expletive deleted*it... I'd have started divorce proceedings.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2025, 04:59:56 PM »
I don't have this book, but Ruhlman's other books are fantastic--in some ways artistic and historic

https://www.amazon.com/Book-Schmaltz-Love-Song-Forgotten/dp/0316254088


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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2025, 07:37:17 PM »
They were all fatties, like i expected.  Got 10 killed, and plucked/gutted.  One might be a 1.5 pint bird even.  Rest are probably half that.  But that means i should get 8 pints at least.  Might need to use a Dutch oven just for the capacity.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2025, 11:05:21 PM »
*expletive deleted*it... I'd have started divorce proceedings.

Made birria tacos tonight.  Everyone else raved.  She turned up her nose because (per proper method) i used the fat from the sauce to oil the tortillas before cooking.

I was tempted to call an attorney..
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2025, 11:45:27 PM »
Made birria tacos tonight.  Everyone else raved.  She turned up her nose because (per proper method) i used the fat from the sauce to oil the tortillas before cooking.

I was tempted to call an attorney..

Just say something like, "This is what the normal people are eating. You know where the peanut butter and jelly are, go knock yourself out"  It's more for you and your guests.  Turn her insults back on her and pretend to be gracious about it. (I'm sorry you have to put up with that)
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2025, 08:47:37 AM »
Yield was 3 quarts, 1 pint, 2x 1/4 pints (given to folks at work), and a little more, just shy of a gallon overall.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2025, 10:53:08 AM »
Nice.

I need to start saving the skin from chicken thighs and breasts and make some again.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2025, 11:33:30 AM »
Nice.

I need to start saving the skin from chicken thighs and breasts and make some again.

You won't get nearly that same yield. Ex-layers are much fatter than young broilers.  One bird had a solid 2lbs of skin and fat I removed. Probably was only 4lbs to start with.  To get as much schmaltz you'll probably need close to 30 broilers worth.

Edits because I didn't proofread.
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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2025, 11:35:07 AM »
"You won't nearly that same yield."

WHAT? You mean 1 chikun thigh won't give me 1 millionybilliony gallons of schmaltz?

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Re: Schmaltz
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2025, 07:50:58 PM »
Made birria tacos tonight.  Everyone else raved.  She turned up her nose because (per proper method) i used the fat from the sauce to oil the tortillas before cooking.

I was tempted to call an attorney..

Birria tacos are my favorite Mexican food. I can’t imagine turning those delicious things down.



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