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Koalas
« on: June 28, 2007, 06:17:26 AM »
A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
 
The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.
 
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
 
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
 
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,  "Hey you!"
 
So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink?!!"
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2007, 06:39:17 AM »
 laugh

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Re: Koalas
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2007, 07:43:19 AM »
Thread title is misleading, there is only one koala in the story. -6 points.
Total comes to 6 out of 11.
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2007, 07:47:56 AM »
Thread title is misleading, there is only one koala in the story. -6 points.
Total comes to 6 out of 11.

I need to quit hanging out with the koala it is starting to mess with my thought process.

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Re: Koalas
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2007, 08:12:33 PM »
Damn near as cool as penguins, but...
 
Shoulda been wearing a ten-gallon hat...
 
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 01:58:21 AM »
Bogie, you need to quit smokin' joints.  Makes you see penguins.  Huh?
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2007, 05:03:10 AM »
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole.
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2007, 06:50:58 AM »
It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole.

Incorrect.
Actual movie quote said "North Pole."
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: Koalas
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2007, 07:43:10 AM »
I pulled it from memory, only missed one word.. geez give a guy a break

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Re: Koalas
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2007, 07:44:12 AM »
Damn.

It's 4:20 already? 
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2007, 07:47:52 AM »
Damn.

It's 4:20 already? 

Somewhere it is

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Re: Koalas
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2007, 08:12:32 AM »
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Damn.

It's 4:20 already? 

Somewhere it is

Thats the beauty of it, it is ALWAYS 4:20 somewhere.  So the stoners are ALWAYS baked, locked to a couch and leaving the rest of us alone.
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2007, 09:41:05 AM »
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Damn.

It's 4:20 already? 

Somewhere it is

Thats the beauty of it, it is ALWAYS 4:20 somewhere.  So the stoners are ALWAYS baked, locked to a couch and leaving the rest of us alone.
I wish our gov't was staffed by stoners, most days.
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2007, 11:23:25 AM »
I pulled it from memory, only missed one word.. geez give a guy a break


A break will cost you.

Besides, you didn't miss a word, you replaced it with a wrong word.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: Koalas
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2007, 04:09:28 PM »
What movie is this? 
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Re: Koalas
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2007, 10:49:37 PM »
What movie is this? 

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