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garrettwc

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« on: July 22, 2005, 05:21:32 AM »
Everyone who has ever bought a house will enjoy this.  

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client.  He was told the loan  would be granted if  he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of  property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated  back to 1803,  which took the Lawyer three months to track down.  

After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:

(Actual letter): "Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's  loan application, we note that the request is supported by an
Abstract  of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared  and presented the  application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the  proposed collateral p roperty back to 1803. Before final approval can be  accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (actual letter): "Your letter  regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194 years covered by the  present application.

I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know  that  Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S., from France in 1803,  the  year of  origin identified in our application. For the  edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior  to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain.

The land came into the possession of Spain  by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named  Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a  new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella. The good queen,  Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the  FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she  sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition.
 
Now the Pope, as I'm  sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and  God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe  it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called  Louisiana. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins  date back, to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it  AND the FHA.

I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.

Now, may we have our damn loan?!"

The loan was approved.

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« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2005, 05:35:33 AM »
Ahh... getting through Gov. red tape.  What fun!
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2005, 08:16:19 AM »
Don't laugh.

My father is a civil engineer and registered land surveyor in Pennsylvania. I did more than my fair share of title research for him.

It's quite interesting when you search a title back to the original land grants made by William Penn, founder of Pennsylvania, whose land grant came from King Charles.
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2005, 08:18:17 AM »
LMAO.  I'm going to have to pass that one around the office.
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2005, 08:48:24 AM »
The pope is a secret agent of Jesus?  Here I thought he was the anti-christ...  Derned books I read.
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