Blonde joke...

[280plus]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
 
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.  She dug  through her purse and
was getting progressively more  agitated. 'What does  it look like?' she finally asked.
 
The  policewoman  replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
 
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,  looked at it  and  handed it to the
policewoman.
 
'Here it  is,' she said. The blonde  officer looked at the mirror,  then  handed it back saying, 'Okay, you  can go. I didn't realize you  were  a cop.'

[silliman89]

I love it.  I'll have to tell the wife.  Thanks for posting.

[ilbob]

why is ok to disparage blonds but not b.h. obama and h.r. clinton?

[Headless Thompson Gunner]

Since when is it not OK to disparage Obama or Clinton?

I do it routinely.   

Anyways, good joke.  I like it.

[Unisaw]

I was driving behind a car one day and noticed the license plate holder:

Not all dumbs are blond

 

[mustanger98]

He says: "Hey, wanna hear the latest blonde joke?"

She says: "Hey, I'm blonde."

He says: "That's okay; I'll talk real slow and explain any big words."

[robear]

Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away the W's.    

[geronimotwo]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
 
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.  She dug  through her purse and
was getting progressively more  agitated. 'What does  it look like?' she finally asked.
 
The  policewoman  replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
 
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,  looked at it  and  handed it to the
policewoman.
 
'Here it  is,' she said. The blonde  officer looked at the mirror,  then  handed it back saying, 'Okay, you  can go. I didn't realize you  were  a cop.'

i dated (for 3.5 years) a blonde that allowed people to believe she may have been the one driving the car. the reality was she had a degree in business management. same thing with marilyn monroe, absolute genius. i always laugh when people get their pc police hats on, if they only knew how the "blondes" use this persona.......

[Devonai]

Why did the blonde refuse to share earplugs?

She didn't want to get hearing aids.