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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #50 on: March 17, 2008, 05:09:24 PM »
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I had a big ol' potato-masher flash head on the camera in the bag next to me, so over a couple of miles I took the stuff apart, charged it up good, and coming up on a coupla curves, I held it out the window, and closed my eyes, and hit da button... Guy went off the road and stopped in a field.
Heh. Watching Hitchcock movies has its benefits.

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2008, 05:34:54 PM »
What I'm talking about is the braindead self absorbed slug doing 55 in the fast lane.

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2008, 06:08:45 PM »
when i used to fish at nite i wired up 3 55 watt lights on the back of my truck one on top of cap center and two under the bumper. i had em wired so they lit when i went in reverse or if i hit a switch on dash.  tail gate me at nite and i'd tap the switch 170 plus watts coming on at once got folks attention. one trick i heard about was wiring a sparkplug near end of tail pipe. kill ignition with car in gera let it sucl some nice rich mixture all the way through then fire the spark plug. always wondered if it would work.  course when i heard about it it was pre pollution control.

Well, it wasn't quite so dramatic as your anti-tailgater setup, but I liked the reverse-light setup on my old Dodge Daytona back when I was in the Navy.  The (manual) transmission selector had a ring on the lever which you had to pull up on, with the lever in a Neutral position, to allow you to pull the lever over all the way to the left and up into Reverse.  Well, the backing lights would come on when you pulled that ring up and popped the lever over to the left, before you pushed up into R, so on the relatively-frequent occasions that I got tailgated in Hampton Roads (lots of young hotheaded guys driving sports cars in HR, like any other Navy town), I just pulled it out of gear and turned the those backing lights on.

People tended to back off pretty quickly, for some reason  grin.

My dad told me a story about a guy, friend of his, who did that spark-plug-in-the-exhaust trick with his sports car back in the day.  A cop pulled up behind him at a stop light, a buddy he recognized, and he thought "Hey, he doesn't know about this little trick yet, let's scare him a little!"  Flipped the switch to activate it and gunned the engine, and a big fireball roared out of the pipe and up over the hood and roof of the cop car.  Needless to say, his cop buddy was not particularly amused...  Flashing lights came on, much hilarity ensued, and I think Dad said the guy got out of it after paying for repairs to the damaged cruiser.  Granted, I can't attest to the truth of the story, but I always liked it anyways.

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2008, 06:49:04 AM »
One February I was driving my 4x4 Bronco from the Twin Cities down to Chicago to attend a funeral - the weather was typical of Wisconsin for that time of year, and the road was icy.

I was doing about 35 in the right hand lane which - thanks to light traffic - was marginally less slippery than the rest of the road. Highway or not, under those conditions that was just as fast as I felt it was safe to go.

Some idiot in a sporty front wheel drive red coupe pulls up on my rear bumper and starts flashing his lights, honking his horn and gesturing that I should pull over onto the glare ice and let him through.

I didn't.

He eventually passed me, giving me the old "#1" sign with his middle finger, cut me off, and sped into the distance.

Not five miles later, I caught up to him - his car was "bridged" in a ditch, front and rear bumpers supporting the rest of the car . . . he was standing there, hands on hips, wondering how he got into that mess.

I tapped my horn and waved . . . with one finger. 
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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #54 on: March 18, 2008, 05:54:08 PM »
You mean the flash thing was in a movie? Darn. I thought I'd thought of it...
 
Which one? I don't remember seeing it... And I thought I'd seen most of Hitch's stuff...
 
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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2008, 06:11:05 PM »
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Which one?
Rear Window w/ Jimmy Stewart, Grace Kelly. Jimmy used it to slow down Raymond Burr (later Perry Mason).

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2008, 06:27:46 PM »
Ya know, I've seen Rear Window a handful of times, but I always managed to miss the very end.

Was the wife in the trunk?

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #57 on: March 18, 2008, 06:34:40 PM »
No. Her clothes were, IIRC. He cut her up like a Christmas turkey, and hauled pieces out all night with his briefcase (thus the multiple trips that night). Only the head's too big to fit in the suitcase, so it's buried in the rosebushes temporarily (which is why the midget dog is always digging there).

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2008, 07:24:40 AM »
No, no, no...the flashy-thingy was in 'Men In Black'... grin

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Re: Wig-Wags
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2008, 08:53:13 PM »
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You mean the flash thing was in a movie?
Surefire M-3 aimed aft out the window has the same effect.  grin   
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